Ways not to lock your bike

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A couple more from Warsaw. (Second pic upload fail)

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Lock through the pedal? That's some Criss Angel shit.

Or, just don't lock it up at all

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Saw one left outside my place today.

It should be said there is a cable that is offering some security of sorts.

Who would take that thing anyways? It's hideous.

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instaadvert, but still

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Locked via the quick release seat post, right next to the spot where my securely locked, old bike was stolen. Why me!?

Locked through the bar using a piece of spaghetti by the looks of it. Won't be surprised if it's gone by the time I finish work, was tempted to leave a note.

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shit kids bike worth about £4. I'd not be too worried. By the time you've finished work the kid has likely finished what ever they were doing and ridden home...

... and finished their ciggy by the looks of the pic!

You can't put a price on a childs happiness, I'm guessing its a commuting/touring bike judging by the thickness of the tyres. Nursery could finish around 3. 2 hours is more than long enough to break that chain and lock and make a clean get away without the poor bikeless kid even knowing.

Hopefully by now you've realised I was being sarcastic...

Forks backwards too!

Straight blade though, so whatever...

Shameful

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How do you know the owner didn't have eyeballs on you?

It's been there for 2 days. To be fair it is a fairly secure bike shed however still... that lock is pitiful

Dat stak :(

Double locked, double safe.

Pair of good bolt cutters and this one's gone. The spot has cctv / security around but this kind of locking won't last long outside. Still got the Wiggle sticker and plastic mushroom shaped derailleur shipping cover.

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Pair of wire snips will have that in seconds.