Ways not to lock your bike

Lol they probably could untangle the cable, no need to cut the tree down!

Fahahahhhhaahahrrhrrrgurrddarrrburrrdddditttttt

Looks more like a New York than a Fahg...

Fml

This made me cry a little, although Southampton may not be as bad. Still, I want both these bikes.

Single cable lock around both?

special award for effort

http://i58.tinypic.com/313srj5.jpg

Wut. I don't even....wut?

Looks like a fixed folder someone's tried the twist method on.

Single cable lock around both?

indeed

this is a bit silly

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Ouch what a tosser.

shit photo as it's taken from inside the building through a tinted window, but this guy had used a shitty cable lock and padlock to lock his bike and then rested the D lock on his rear tyre. Good work.

a*

^^ Did you see the locking up process? If not, sometimes people do rest locks on their bikes that other people have left attached to the stand. I think they believe it might fool anybody who doesn't look closely.

I think he probably just forgot his key, thats definitely his lock because he leaves it there every day.

First day I'm paying attention to this. First picture!

It may not look like there was enough slack to lift it over, but there was.

saw a girl trying to chain lock her bike to a bollard just off brick lane the other day. Amazing.

Loving the yellow lock on that board...genius

I just... can't.... what were they....

There's a carbon Pinarello locked up outside my office with a shitty Halfords Bike Hut cable, and bike theft is bad where I work, especially in school holidays. Going to go down and put a note on somewhere flagging to owner how easily nickable it is.

nick it and leave a ransom note.

Not sure what plod would think of it...

...though taking it and returning for free+refund shitty lock definitely would get the message across.