Ways not to lock your bike

Trying to make good puns on this theme is a right beech

Some of these are oak-kay

Yew lot make me sick

..any standard house lock can be opened without keys or force in the matter of seconds.

I have picked my front door lock without having any specific knowledge of how to pick locks, also a few padlocks. Seems all the lower end standard stuff is dead easy.

I have picked my front door lock without having any specific knowledge of how to pick locks, also a few padlocks. Seems all the lower end standard stuff is dead easy.

I've done that too. When to B&Q, had a look at some locks and picked one.

Took it to the till and paid with my debit card. It was very easy. :-)

Yew lot make me sick

I'm probably sycamore than you.

Does propped up against a tree with no lock at all apply?

Correct locking technique in Japan.

Spotted on Market Street, Manchester.

What a bunch of goons.

^ Don't go disrespecting LSF, yo.

I took that photo, ha ha. This is Loz by the way Giles.

Haha, phew!

Please don't bash me.

Didn't know where to post this but that's the first time I see something like this. Old street station

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^ My new forum name...

Press release:

http://content.met.police.uk/News/ASBO-for-cycle-thief/1400017294702/1257246745756

So I saw this today

http://i.imgur.com/erjwFx7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hNeBFpm.jpg

Not even nearly.

What? I don't even.... what?

Mind = baffled

Reminds me, took this photo in Poundland the other day

Heavy.

Duty.

^ Awesome - I now know where to get my dental floss for cheaps!

Seriously though, those should come with a warning, not ridiculous false marketing like that. Did you have a word with the manager?

Of course not, how absurdly smug of me that would've been...

I bought my latex gloves you see in the corner and got on with my day

It's pronounced doody.

^^ I suppose it depends how you say it, but I don't think it's smug to point out that a product sold for securing valuables* can be cut by a pair of blunt safety scissors.

*Assuming the bike cost a few quid more than the cable lock.