Ways not to lock your bike

Damn criminal immigrants. Yentz her, phone the rozzers and get her deported.

Fixed.

^^Went for a ride around Blackhorse Lane the other night and there were a shed ton of them locked up along a load of railings near the station. Some sort of pop up rental thing for the Lympics I assume.

Coming here, taking our jobs...

so I have a female bike thief living in the building, not exactly a criminal fucking mastermind though.

Maybe it's a surplus? Kinda ex-rental? Looks bit shite...

^ Surely that's one for the 'locks that work' thread?! Nobody's gonna take that

Nah, bolt cutters will be through that in no time.

Just use the cliché criminal trick and lob a steak for it.

Nah, boalt cutters will be through that in no time.

Fixed.

Nah, bolt cutters will be through that in no time.

hahahahaha joker

See it everyday.

how has he not had his wheels stolen??

I'm not going to read 43 pages to check, so let me know if this is reeeep and I'll delete

he just anchored his bike there so it won't fall..

how has he not had his wheels stolen??

I have no idea, it is literally there locked like that every single day.

Leave a note stuck into the pedals, blatant to the rider, not to people passing by though.

Another gem at Westfield:

Wouldn't take long to wiggle that chain over the stem and the bars. Course, it's a piece of crap bike, but still...

I locked mine up outside Westfield once and returned to find that some cunt had locked some gas pipe piece of shit to my beloved 853. All because some low-rent, no mark nazi security operative decided that I shouldn't take it into the building.

That wasted a good two hours of my life that I won't get back. I was quite tempted to bill the retard on his return. He said "oh, sorry mate..."

Accidental locking? Fucking stroll on.

Reminds me, i was thinking earlier when i was with a friend and we went to a big multy story car park, all the cars get proper parking, but i walk outside and there's like 20 bikes trying to attach there self to 5 bike racks, a car gets there own space, but not a bike, just bugs me.

A solution is needed.

^I always lock up to people's bikes, when there is no space. I remember once some twunt got angry outside westfield because I locked my bike to his. He was waiting there for 2h, allegedly.
I had to say "oh, sorry mate" until he finally fucked off.

You serious?? you a twunt.

I think you'll find he's making a joke.

It was a late night....

I locked mine up outside Westfield once and returned to find that some cunt had locked some gas pipe piece of shit to my beloved 853.

Sometimes I lock onto a shit bike as a camouflage.

Here's one I spotted outside Stratford Westfields:

Moving pretty quick considering it's locked up it's got a lock on it.