This is not news

http://newsthump.com/2011/09/06/ken-clarkes-decent-family-planning-service-asks-do-you-struggle-for-penal-firmness/

http://newsthump.com/2011/09/06/ken-clarkes-decent-family-planning-service-asks-do-you-struggle-for-penal-firmness/

Fact

that was close....

NO NEWS - YouTube

Sky News Paper Review giggles with Andrew Pierce, Kevin Maguire and Anna Botting - YouTube

The middle bellend thinks he's the shizzle. The centre helmet

This isn't news but I found it a bit interesting:
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/30/the-busy-trap/?_r=1

"I once knew a woman who interned at a magazine where she wasn’t allowed to take lunch hours out, lest she be urgently needed for some reason. This was an entertainment magazine whose raison d’être was obviated when “menu” buttons appeared on remotes, so it’s hard to see this pretense of indispensability as anything other than a form of institutional self-delusion."

^ very good cheers

This isn't news but I found it a bit interesting:
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/30/the-busy-trap/?_r=1

"I am the laziest ambitious person I know"

You haven't met me, obviously.

Add "entitled" to that, and you have me in a nutshell.

This thread reminds me that for a time yesterday evening Nigella Lawson taking coke was the lead story on the BBC News website.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tx0yx/people_who_have_ever_won_a_lifetime_supply_of/

http://belloblog.com/2013/12/23/1942-time-capsule-apartment-discovered-in-paris/

http://m.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/01/what-you-get-when-30-people-draw-a-world-map-from-memory/282901/

http://m.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/01/the-em-new-york-times-em-had-a-mistake-on-its-front-page-every-day-for-more-than-a-century/283076/?utm_content=buffer30925&utm_source=twitter.com

Yanis Varoufakis's wife may be the Greek woman with a thirst for knowledge in 'Common People' by Pulp:
http://www.athensvoice.gr/article/city-news-voices/%CE%B8%CE%B5%CE%BC%CE%B1/%C2%ABcommon-people%C2%BB

and they suggest kicking a hole in the sky tonight ...

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/north-greenwich-evacuation-nickelback-fans-anxious-o2-concert-will-be-cancelled-as-area-on-lockdown-a3374591.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39379379/world-cup-of-biscuits-twitter-explodes-over-jaffagate-debate

Some woman is having a baby.

A benefits scrounger, no?

More babies so they can get a bigger house I assume

It'll be a jobless, feckless leech living on an estate like the rest of them.

I'm a payroller 37.5 hours a week, they are Royal all the time
/Sarcasm

This is in the headlines of every BBC round-up today:

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/nov/10/youtuber-ksi-wins-boxing-rematch-against-rival-logan-paul

they covered the fight* live last night on r.5
should be kept strictly to r.1 imho

*sorry should have been " fight "

A small specialist shop in a small town in the north won't be playing Mariah Carey this year:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/10/york-shop-bans-cheesy-christmas-music-for-sake-of-staff-gin