Floyd Landis - further allegations

It seems that according to the French authorities, testosterone not only helps you cycle faster but it improves your hacking skills.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/16/landis_anti_doping_hack_charges/

Guess we won't be seeing Floyd back at the TdF this year..

His chances of ever riding the Tour again were nil before this latest allegation.

Last one on drugs is a queer, shouts Portillo

Its just a shame he got caught.

His chances of ever riding the Tour again were nil before this latest allegation.

I don't know someone could ressurect Rock Racing and they could get a wild card entry... oh yeah, see what you mean.

His chances of ever riding the Tour again were nil before this latest allegation.

Isn't he going to write a book and fuck over Lance?

Did he try to edit the lab's Wikipedia page?

See...Floyd was raised as a Mennonite (the Amish are a splinter Mennonite group) and probably was lucky to be exposed to Satan's Mechanical Whorehound (a bike).

Between that upbringing and his full time racing career, I'm not sure when exactly he developed the "l337 haxor sklz" to break the electronic security of a heavily regulated French pharmaceutical concern.

Then again, that same pharmaceutical concern leaks info to the press faster than it can formally disseminate it to the ASO/Tour so upon reflection there may be a case answer.....

Fraud Landis could quite easily pay someone to do this though..

NYT has more complete info...

http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/02/15/sports/sports-us-cycling-doping.html?_r=2&src=twt&twt=nytimes

Last one on drugs is a queer, shouts Portillo

No thanks. I don't use the horse.

Fraud Landis could quite easily pay someone to do this though..

He did, that's why all the info was sent to his coach and he tried to use it in his defence but when questioned about the use of internal information he couldn't come up with a legitimate answer.

I should be like a detective 'n' shit, innit?

I read SF Chronicle this morning. Found it amusing the French have a natonal arrest warrant for Flandis. Also in the pic he really really looks like Josh (aka Superprecise).

^This is true

http://imgs.sfgate.com/n/p/2010/02/15/83baaf04-05b3-43fa-a5d9-f001ae1f302d.jpg

I don't know if it's related but I also heard he's been knocking out cheap imitation perfume from a suitcase in Regent Street.

And the council have had words with him about not sorting his recycling into the correct bins.

I've heard that he rides single-speed without a rear brake.

And likes to cycle in balaclavas during moderately cool weather

He's a right good-for-nothing, and no mistake.

He's well known for having cheated in his 11+

11+

leave it out grandad :^]

"I'm sure he stole all of my pencil lead at school."

The wonderstuff.

11+

leave it out grandad :^]

Apologist

I heard he declares his ham and cheese sandwiches as plain cheese, at self service cafes.

The utter bastard!