Amazingly bad bike related article in the Daily Fail

"See all this water ?
Its off my back".

I hope she puts on two different coloured socks when she goes to the gym tomorrow morning and looks into the mirror and feels really awkward for a moment or two, maybe even three...

Look mum, no socks!

I hope she goes for plastic surgery and comes out looking like this:

^^^^WTF is THAT? This pic needs to be placed next to all those buy-now-pay-later plastic surgery ads on the tube as a warning.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1164875/It-Sting-buzz-tantric-sex-really-just-turn-off.html

I left a comment - what a balls ache - anyway it's going through their moderation system.

"Thanks for your comments."

• Citronella Wyatt
  

"Potato shop me.. please."

• Cindarella Wyatt
  

^^ I'm sure Joseph Goebbels wore a coat like that... Jus' sayin'.

I hope she starts an argument with Oliver thinking he is a wheat munching hippy

I know whose side I'd be on. Fucking hippies.

those earth burning drug taking weevil ticklers have got nothing to loose!

I know whose side I'd be on. Fucking hippies.

This isn't the first time you've expressed some kind of lust for me.. you know it'll be different when we actually meet, sweetheart?

I heard hippy's are into tantric sex don't you know

"Boris dearest, could you grab me a couple sausage rolls when you come in"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-453390/The-fastest-lady-wheels.html

Another piece of shoddy jounalism.
*If I fall off, there isn't even any ground to hit. On my left, is a 600ft drop into the sea. On the right, a seemingly bottomless ravine. This is the mouth of death, these are the jaws of Hell.*
No there jolly well isn't.

"God my feet! you have no idea how good this water is after that terrible mix up in the shower with the bleach"

"Another piece of shit journalism."
@Andy W.

thats waaaay too strong language for this thread

I heard hippy's are into tantric sex don't you know

If my wife was as ugly as Trudy Styles it would take me a while

"Another piece of shit journalism."
@Andy W.

thats waaaay too strong language for this thread

Edited, sorry.

I haven't read the article as I'm just going to wait for Tynan's version

C'mon lad, get to it!

@Andy -no I meant Journalism was too strong a word to describe the cretinous inanities she pens, you daft cunt.

Oops.

^ its getting late, now tune into 6 music for the story of Kraftwerk later culture freaks, the end of another great day on lfgss.

"God my feet! you have no idea how good this water is after that terrible mix up in the shower with the bleach"

More to the point, when's the baby due? (That's got to hurt....)
And I fucking love this thread and and, +1 for the Tynan version

Well, I noticed they'd disabled comments by the time I read it. Probably just as well. I think you're right, rising to it just encourages the bastards...

But really. Who spends £500+ on a bike just to see what it's like, then throws themselves into London traffic? Bet she claimed it on expenses too...

But really. Who spends £500+ on a bike just to see what it's like, then throws themselves into London traffic?

I bet she tried to do some extreme bit of journalism with the help of Stanislavsky's Method.
Next time she should do one about mud wrestling or how to pick up a fight in Glasgow...

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