Is there a hetrosexual version of grinder for the iPhone

"Now, and these are painapples ..."

Also, I'd quite like to see statistics on how many of your posts start with the word 'well'.

Well?

Anyone?

Is it not spelled "heterosexual"?

Not by lynx.

Mandy: I swear Julie, if that lynx fuckwit tries to tap my arse at South-easts ever a-fucking-gain, I'm gonna stick this right up 'is fuckin' 'arris...
Julie: Aw, Mandy... You're fuckin' mental, you are...

Shop the face of Lynx onto the pineapple that she is about to pick up?

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Nah I've got loads more pity you don't

Can someone add some punctuation to this? I can't make heads nor tails of it.

Can someone add some punctuation to this? I can't make heads nor tails of it.

'Head nor tail'.

Nah I've got loads more pity you don't

No, I've got loads more. It's a pity that you haven't.

Being ginger means you'll never get laid.

Yeah right. This coming from the man/infant hoping to knock up strangers via iphones.

You idiotic bellend.

(...) hoping to knock up strangers via iphones.

It's a great idea for a commercial application neverless

Yeah right. This coming from the man/infant hoping to knock up strangers via iphones.

You idiotic bellend.

Well who started the name calling? Was it me? I just returned the banter.

So shall I start calling you names as well?

It's a great idea for a commercial application neverless

Hopefully but have been chatting with someone who writes and sells apps and apple really have a tight hold of the apps and how much the app is sold for. So much that you don't se the price but apple do.

Lynx, I think you haven't been able to from your question properly...
I presume, you wanted to know, if there's a GPS driven iPhone application which would enable to locate a date in your vicinity.

There was a gadget which would indicate singles open to fun/dating/socialising/sex near you on the Japanese market. I'm not sure if it was through GPS or Bluetooth or some other kind of magic.

The answer is either - there's none or maybe there is, but people don't use iPhone or everyone on here is gay and don't really need that *straight*dar. If I was you, I'd google it. But then, it's not as much fun for the rest of forum :-)

Lynx, I think you haven't been able to from your question properly...
I presume, you wanted to know, if there's a GPS driven iPhone application which would enable to locate a date in your vicinity.

There was a gadget which would indicate singles open to fun/dating/socialising/sex near you on the Japanese market. I'm not sure if it was through GPS or Bluetooth or some other kind of magic.

The answer is either - there's none or maybe there is, but people don't use iPhone or everyone on here is gay and don't really need that *straight*dar. If I was you, I'd google it. But then, it's not as much fun for the rest of forum :-)

Initially googled it and nothing came up as relevant. Not owning an iphone or itouch means that I can't figure out a way to access the iphone app store on my linux machine.

Hence asking an innocuous question, I expected some piss taking.

Well who started the name calling? Was it me? I just returned the banter.

So shall I start calling you names as well?

It all went downhill for you when you couldn't do us the courtesy of correctly spelling 'heterosexual'.

So from sex pest to homosexual. Where to go next?

Hampstead heath?
Brighton?

depends on your location really? i expect it's a bit chilly out on the heath this time of year?

Did they get round to bulldozing the Astoria yet?

actually, is this one of those tynan type threads where you post something inane and then watch others run awy with it?

Don't try and run my 'excellent' threads into the muck, that is racism, would you say the same thing to someone who was white ?

Hampstead heath?
Brighton?

depends on your location really? i expect it's a bit chilly out on the heath this time of year?

Time to get knitting chunky cardies for the young rascals, Mrs Myth...

Initially googled it and nothing came up as relevant. Not owning an iphone or itouch means that I can't figure out a way to access the iphone app store on my linux machine.

so you can't look here? Besides there's one for the hermasexuals already, so someone's clearly thought up the idea and app.

permasexual

Indeed

Did they get round to bulldozing the Astoria yet?

They're waiting to establish just when you'll arrive there.

(I know you won't mind me pointing that out).