Sophisticated Lover

I work form home

cunt for a boss?

cunt for a boss?

He is cruel, violently cruel, a real task master, but he has soft hands.

lolz

like those that would have done dishes.. back in the day

like those that would have done dishes.. back in the day

No ! Even softer ! Like toothpaste, actual hands like toothpaste !

It's fucking incredible.

Actually now I think about it, it might just be toothpaste and not a 'boss' as such.

I'll take a look in a minute, but right now I am typing this.

lollerlolz

. . . yep, it was just toothpaste, there is no one else here, just me.

be carefull where he touches you.. the sodium monoflourophosphate spreading fucker. look at what that shit does to peoples teeth! it can strip the coke off a 2p if its been left in a glass long enough.

imagine what that could do to your fucking eyes!

i'd get health and safety on his ass.. no LOL joke

but i bet he smells nice

The stains are notoriously difficult to remove as well.

it can ruin a good pair of M&S briefs

I know he only exists in my imagination (and partially in a tube of tooth soap) but I will definitely keep an eye on him.

If I remember correctly, he was the one that tried to bum me at the Christmas party.

be carefull where he touches you.. the sodium monoflourophosphate spreading fucker. look at what that shit does to peoples teeth! it can strip the coke off a 2p if its been left in a glass long enough.

imagine what that could do to your fucking eyes!

i'd get health and safety on his ass.. no LOL joke

My granddad had his tongue burnt off by toothpaste, terrible accident, really effected him he doesn't talk about it much.

Booooo.

it's not an everyday household accident, i bet he struggles to find the words

This thread is a brothel of rofl. Thanks, Tynan.

This thread is a brothel of rofl. Thanks, Tynan.

lol maxcrowe, lol.

When I perish, I want an 'lol' wreath. It would make the whole event 'fun'.

lollerlolzzers

Actually thinking about it, that is such a good thing to exist, I might go out and get one made on Monday, you know, for art.

Yawn this should be a thread in bored and retarded.

And all mine should be in angry and impotent

Looks like friday night is lol night

heh. Tynan 'does' the internetz.

heh. Tynan 'does' the internetz.

yeah, I fucken done it

Yawn this should be a thread in bored and retarded.

Lollercaust denier.

Looks like friday night is lol night

I love to lol, I do, I will often RATFALMAO if the lol is particularly powerful.