Film spoilers

its

gonna

suck

i hope im wrong though..

Human Centipede: many heads in many arse-holes

Human Centipede: many heads in many arse-holes

this film is the greatest signpost yet that we peaked a while ago and civilisation is now firmly in decline

A Single man-- he falls off the bed and dies

White Ribbon-- dad is a total control freak

Red Shoes---bird dances in ballet shoes

Crazy Heart-- bloke meets bird then gets off the booze

The Last Station-- Tolstoy riskily bones his wife

***District 9 ***

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I thought the film was alright.

KICKING YOU IN THE FACE.. the Expendables..

goddamit Im excited for this film. Theres literally no way it can be bad.

goddamit Im excited for this film. Theres literally no way it can be bad.

ahem

jason statham. seriously. the guy is sheeeeiiiiite. he's the film ruiner right there.

goddamit Im excited for this film. Theres literally no way it can be bad.

It is possibly the film of my dreams.

but where's van damme?

who the hell is terry crews? and stone cold is there why not the rock?

sorry, im moaning. im definately gonna see it though. forum orange wednesday mass trip expendables ride? action hero fancy dress? ace...

but where's van damme?

who the hell is terry crews? and stone cold is there why not the rock?

http://screenrant.com/van-damme-stallone-expendables-ross-5459/

The Lovely Bones - She's dead, the neighbour did it!

Hmmm, The Expendables full trailer does look ok.

YouTube- 'The Expendables' Trailer HD

The White Ribbon - you don't find out which of the creepy Germans actually did the bad things

Forgetting sarah marshall

you see marshall from himym's dick twice, and one or two norks

Passengers
She's dead.
No norks either.

Watched Avatar some time ago.
Cowboys arrived on Indian territory, cowboys sent a recon, Kevin Costner shagged the Injun broad, started wearing girls' clothes and helped Indians to fight cowboys.
Or something like that. Just in space.

any film with jennifer anniston in

it's shit. end of.

^ Office Space?

Twilight/ twilight 2
Girl is mardy
Boy with big hair is a vampire
Girl is still mardy
Nothing happens
Girl sulks and is mardy
The end
I assume this will be true in 3 and 4(&5?) But with possibly more sulking and more mardying

Inception - the director has recently watched The Matrix and GoldenEye.

Gainsbourg - man with unspecified talent smokes a lot. With hot Women

The King's Speech

a posh person speaks with the result that we win the war...

K-K-k-K-Kings Speach

Black Swan = dead duck.
there, I've said it.
Plus, hellooo she’s a dancer. She doesn’t eat CAKE. Don’t buy her a bloody enormous pink cake when she gets the main role. jeez.