Film spoilers

Just to be clear - is this the film "ruiner" thread, or the film "this is a crap summary of the plot" thread?

A lot of these are just micro-synopses and not spoilers at all!

Good points - for a while there, we were in danger of losing the all important "ruining" aspect. You can't take this shit too seriously.

Good points - for a while there, we were in danger of losing the all important "ruining" aspect. You can't take this shit too seriously.

get out.

get out.

No, please, you misunderstood, I want to stay!

I meant it is not possible to take this shit "too" seriously because it is very serious and important.

Mental note: learn to write clearly.

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groundhog day

Bourne trilogy

Bourne is a spy. He kills a russian girls parents. He is sorry. His german girlfriend dies. He finds out he wanted to be part of Treadstone. He doesnt die.

That happens 3 times.

bore. i know.

still sore about the 1-0??

he'll die.

i get it now.. so we have to expose the twist.
sweet!

Fargo

She is pregnant

he'll die.

Or find out he was already dead.

i reckon its all a dream.

i reckon its all a dream.

Well, not the bit in the first one where he falls 10 storeys and shoots someone between the eyes on the way down. I thought that bit was pretty realistic.

i get it now.. so we have to expose the twist.
sweet!

I prefer the micro synopses.

Greyfriars Bobby

The dog's owner dies.

so do i to be honest balki. now where was i

Groundhog day

Bridge over the River Kwai

The sharks are friendly and they find Nemo

Next Bourne film: I reckon they'll finally allow him to retire happily to rural France and open a vineyard. Aside from frequent nightmares and flashbacks we'll see him win the local shooting competitions and enjoy the fine cheeses of the Dordogne.

I imagine it'll be a bit like Under The Tuscan Sun [...incidentally, the nice foreign kid is allowed to marry his gf and the American lady meets a writer]

Titanic;

it sank.

Titanic;

it sank.

Thanks Ed, you've just fucked that one for me.

bore. i know.

still sore about the 1-0??

yep... Im dirty.

i saw that "under the Tuscan Sun" advertised on a plane, but figured i was 20 years to young and didn't smell of piss so that ruled me out of watching it

Blues Brothers

The band gets back together