Film spoilers

2001

HAL dies

Predator

Arnie Kills Predator (who looks like a really massive guy with dreadlocks and space helmet) and Then is a massive nuclear explosion that Arnie Somehow survives... because he is sooo manly.

Predator 2

Danny Glover Kills Predator After Predator kills loads of black blokes (who have dreadlocks like the predator) and some cops ... no Nuclear Explosion this time ... but there is a space ship. They knew the film was shit so they put lots of topless women in it.

Alien vs Predator

Attractive Black Girl (who was also in Blade) and a Lesbian Predator (I am not joking) take on lots of aliens in ancient techno super pyramid in Antartica... They win but get very cold.

Con Air

Nicolas Cage looks totally stoic while killing lots of people on an aeroplane full of prisoners.

The Rock

Sean Connery kicks every badguys arse and nicolas cage screams a lot and puts some poison into a guys mouth.

Hannibal

Hannibal eat Ray Liottas Brains, chops his own hand off and then feeds said brains later on to a 10 year old kid on an Jumbo Jet.

**Blade

**Blade Kicks a Guy in the balls so hard he turns into flaming feathery flesh and then proceeds to kill everyone else except attractive black girl.

Blade 2

Blade Kills every bad guy again ... Bad Guys are super vampires this time.

Blade 3

Blade Kills Dracula while being helped by an attractive girl who requires an Apple iPod to fight.

BASIC

Everyone who is seen to have died in the film is alive in an over complicated ruse to find a dude who is importing drugs. EDIT: Samuel L. Jackson plays the same character he plays in every movie.

OldBoy

Guy gets locked into a room for years ... then sleeps with his own daughter because he doesn't recognise her and then cuts out his tongue out.

Schilders List

Guy tries to save Jews while collaborating with Nazis ... fails and then has to go on the run because he is a tehcnically a war criminal.
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Memento**

Guy is used by lots of people for their own ends because he can't remember anything for more than 10 minutes.

The Wicker Man:

Whores on an island burn a rozzer

The Wicker Man (Remake):

"NOT THE BEES!"

Daleks: Invasion Earth 2150AD

Everyone went upstairs, invasion cancelled

have you considered doing stand up?

E.T

He went BMX'ing
Drew Barrymore went out on the piss for ten years

Requieme for a dream

The bloke smack head ends up without and arm, the black smackhead ends up in a racist prison and the bird smack head ends up performing sex acts for more drugs.

Some norks but too depressing for a pull

can anyone ruin Sunshine for me please, just starting on ch4 and would rather know now if it is rubbish, thanks in advance.

can anyone ruin Sunshine for me please, just starting on ch4 and would rather know now if it is rubbish, thanks in advance.

It was night.

LOTR Trilogy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM#t=1m21s

Ninja Scroll.

Girl ninja dies. Immortal guy doesn't die... Ninja scroll II

fist of the north star.

weird laser finger shit.

pretty much beginning to end is WTF?

Titanic.

Di Caprio drowns.

That is the highlight of the movie.

can anyone ruin Sunshine for me please, just starting on ch4 and would rather know now if it is rubbish, thanks in advance.

Its shit, drop the payload all but one die. Guess which one.

Except my 3 year old niece who got up in the cinema and shouted at bambi running in the forest calling for his mum "SHE IS DEAD!".

That boy is nails already.

Its shit, drop the payload all but one die. Guess which one.

All but one die? I dont think he find's his way back from the explosion in the centre of the sun

That boy is nails already.

Niece = Girl.

il postino... a postie

A tale of a man who learns to compose synonyms to bed a girl.

Niece = Girl.

Girl is nails then. Oh thought you had me on ignore.

All but one die? I dont think he find's his way back from the explosion in the centre of the sun

One is left to drop the device. thats all you need to know.

2001

HAL dies

No he doesn't ... because he is in 2010.

12 minutes. time it took for an octagonal corridor to appear in Sunshine.

No he doesn't ... because he is in 2010.

HAL was turned off as he/it couldnt deal with the duality of the instructions

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is that a chicken and egg story? could be eggxiting

Chicken run?

HAL was turned off as he/it couldnt deal with the duality of the instructions

Then he was turned back on ... in the next film ... much like a real computer.

"The Last Starfighter"

There are other Starfighters