4 weddings and a funeral

4 weddings and a funeral

The piano

Complete and utter lack of fucking explosions and evil Japs

Starwars - Darth Vader is luke skywalkers Dad!

.

Starwars - Darth Vader is luke skywalkers son!

You mean his aunty, right?

Starwars - Darth Vader is luke skywalkers son!

you sure dale...

the happening

fnck all happens

Oh, Dale!!!

Sherlock Holmes

Not sure, I fell asleep

crying game - hippy is the girl/guy

i thought he bought a light saber off him from the Bay and it was scratched

Bladerunner
Deckard is a replicant himself.

Lord of the Rings

plenty of norks

[they're the ugly ones who work down the mines, bit like the welsh]

the happening

fnck all happens

It's the plants Murts... those evil green little fuckers!

saving private ryan - i think they did?! too many explosions

@madillness,ok, but nothing exciting happens

and there is no norks

One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

No Bill Oddie.

@madillness,ok, but nothing exciting happens

and there is no norks

except the bit when he apologizes for the wrongs of all mand kind to a plastic plant.. lols

The Idiots

Yep.

rep to you all

Cherry Poppins

Plenty of Norks.. absolutely heaps of fucking Norks
;)

Citizen Kane

like cool runnings but he is shit on his sledge and some scenes contain minge

Sex in the City - the movie
They all got fucking blown to pieces so that I never had to endure a house full of pissed up women in pygamas stuffing their faces and trying to decide which one they are.

.......or maybe thats just wishful thinking

Easy Rider

Jack Nicholson get's murdered in his sleep and the other two get shot to death a bit later on.

The Wedding planner

wedding planning

Brokeback Mountain

cock ache and kept missing bits