Film spoilers

The day the earth stood still.

Keanu Reeves, says we's an alright bunch really.

Dances with wolves

Kevin Costner is a prick

N.B. No wolves were actually danced with during the making of this film

BMX Bandits.

Walkie talkies, Young nicole and some Lame ( even by the standards of the day) BMX type tricks.

American Flyers.

Yanks on Bikes.

Transformers

Not, more than meets the eye.

Angel Heart.

He's looking for himself and Satan is his client.

Contains blood and norks.

Dude, where's my car?

After a convoluted tale, it is parked outside where it always was

Mullholland Drive

Aspiring actress meets amnesiac lady through her aunt, un-related woman appears in car and looks to be murdered then moves into an apartment and one is ginger, the other has black hair and they make up an identity before hiding money, try on various wigs and opening a box with a key moves them through surreal shifts in their reality, one meets a director who has something to do with a hit man that kills some people then his wife shags someone else, oh he doesn't finish his burger, some cowboy comes into it, then another woman dies at some point in a room but i don't think you see any norks.

ginger and dark haired girl make out and some key gets involved when the box thing happens and we are back in the car (missed a bit as i was eating fish and chips) a killer still is on the loose and no-one has a fucking clue where the money comes from or what the director has to do with it, at this point i think a second director comes into play, then the black haired girl looks like another girl and you are not sure it it really is the other girl or in fact the ginger girl with a wig but you hold off and it pays off to do so as you see more norks! then an old lady dies and someone works in a cafe before someone trips out. the this bloke who does something in movies fancies the blond.... or was it the ginger in a wig. not sure anyway the other one cries and another woman who could be the ginger with a wig or a third lady that was in the car at the start and hasn't pissed about with the box yet (but did flash her norks) screams in a flat and shoots herself

dude, where's my car?

After a convoluted tale, it is parked outside where it always was

sweet!

Last Tango in Paris.

Brando butters up her jacksie.

ET

boy rides bike in sky with sick alien.

ET

boy rides bike in sky with sick alien.

sick as in "wicked" like street talk. like Alf?
or sick like ill?

Suspiria

Unsurprisingly, the school is run by witches. Invisible witch get stabbed.

Cool music though.

Blue juice.

CZJ bikini, boots & trifle.

Surfers buy greasy spoon

Dum digga dum dum smuggler's FM

Magnolia

It rains frogs

Star wars episode III

Good guy ninja monk in training, has tantrum, kills a load of kiddies, gets fried in lava, and becomes angry bad guy.

Eraserhead

It's not about stationery.

Inglorious Basterds;

Your favourite characters die.

fixed.

American Psycho

he gets away with it.

It was a dream.

he gets away with it OR it was a dream psychotic fanatasy.

sick as in "wicked" like street talk. like Alf?
or sick like ill?

If I recall correctly the alien started out brown but then became unwell and turned grey. The boy then outran the military on his bicycle with a basket on the front which contained the alien.

Herbie goes Bananas

Car with primitive AI in musatoid based hi-jinks

psycho, his mum is really him in a dress

Groundhog day

Venkman from Ghostbusters has same day over again. Smooches ugly woman.

One of our Dinosaurs is missing

Museum curator discovers fossilised remains of Jurassic period Dinosaur are no longer where they were previously

Mullholland Drive

Aspiring actress meets amnesiac lady through her aunt, un-related woman appears in car and looks to be murdered then moves into an apartment and one is ginger, the other has black hair and they make up an identity before hiding money, try on various wigs and opening a box with a key moves them through surreal shifts in their reality, one meets a director who has something to do with a hit man that kills some people then his wife shags someone else, oh he doesn't finish his burger, some cowboy comes into it, then another woman dies at some point in a room but i don't think you see any norks.

ginger and dark haired girl make out and some key gets involved when the box thing happens and we are back in the car (missed a bit as i was eating fish and chips) a killer still is on the loose and no-one has a fucking clue where the money comes from or what the director has to do with it, at this point i think a second director comes into play, then the black haired girl looks like another girl and you are not sure it it really is the other girl or in fact the ginger girl with a wig but you hold off and it pays off to do so as you see more norks! then an old lady dies and someone works in a cafe before someone trips out. the this bloke who does something in movies fancies the blond.... or was it the ginger in a wig. not sure anyway the other one cries and another woman who could be the ginger with a wig or a third lady that was in the car at the start and hasn't pissed about with the box yet (but did flash her norks) screams in a flat and shoots herself

Horribly claustrophobic and undecipherable nightmare story with sapphic action sequence.