Ballet classes

i thought it was spinning classes?

if you want to dance and express yourself, and judging by that pic of you in a tutu that's knocking about on fb you do, then contemporary dance is much better. also more relaxed, better music etc.

i can hook you up with a couple of classes if needs be.

I wish I'd taken up gymnastics as a yoof- I'd have been stacked and hung out with tonnes of girls throughout my life.
not that my life choice of swimming was much worse though- same amount of teasing, I still remember:
'ooh speedo boy, I bet you like wearing that speedo' etc.

or Ballet for that matter.
my friends new bf is a ex ballet boy from the Royal Ballet School, said each dahy was like getting fucked by three angry chimpanzees.

plus being able to pull off a backflip in a club has proved a real deal maker for my friend.
the cunt.

haha

It's ballet Murtle, what do you expect?

Robin hood, Men in tights?

Serious question, but would ballet improve flexibility and muscle tone for general fitness.

How can that be a serious question, Lynx? Are you suggesting that you would consider taking up fucking ballet as a form of cross training?

Cross training for what? Being a mincer?

cross dressing

wow the poor delicate little balerinas are in for a BIG suprise at the next class
get them logged onto londonfgss.com !!

How can that be a serious question, Lynx? Are you suggesting that you would consider taking up fucking ballet as a form of cross training?

Cross training for what? Being a mincer?

best thing I've read in weeks!

I had ballet classes once, then my ballet teacher died. true story.

Boys that do ballet end up with necks like geese. FACT.

They probably get all the muut, too, so it's probably worth it.

I had ballet classes once, then my ballet teacher died. true story.

Was it the stress of tying to teach yu ballet ;)

Well I'm looking for ways to increase my flexibilty.

Serious question, but would ballet improve flexibility and muscle tone for general fitness.

do yoga or pilates instead.

benefit of that is, your van can carry your mat.

BRM

You once said, "I am with Cornelius Blessedfoot on this. Parody threads are scheidt."

Hypocrite!

Still I like that old thread for its revelation that Melon is a celibate monk.

https://www.lfgss.com/thread30463.html

do yoga or pilates instead.

benefit of that is, your van can carry your mat.

Do yoga and pilates have girls in leotards?

Yawn the van joke is wearing thin.

FFS lynx

Yoga, pilates etc as ways to focus on your flexibility.

Many dancers do the above to help them develop flexibility and to balance the body and recover.

To start training now as a ballet dancer would be a little late, as you would have needed to work on your hip opening since pre teens.

Does lfgss have members who are fucktards?

DJ - how can you possibly think I have enjoyed this thread?

BRM

You once said, "I am with Cornelius Blessedfoot on this. Parody threads are scheidt."

Hypocrite!

Still I like that old thread for its revelation that Melon is a celibate monk.

https://www.lfgss.com/thread30463.html

Did anyone watch "Margot" on BBC4, about Margot Fonteyn played by Ann-Marie Duff? It was fantastic.

To start training now as a ballet dancer would be a little late

What about as a belly dancer?

Please spare us.

I'd rather eat toffuniti every night.

All this talk on preteens and hip openings has caught the attention of my parole officer

aaaaaaaaaaaah!!

ha!