The Spok is dead...

Posted on Tue 12th, January 2010

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• #101

Dammit

I was about to post something about opening a window just before a tunnel and so forth, then realised that I have not come across a train with opening windows for a long time.

I am old.
• #102

edscoble

depend on what train you are on.

the suburban one tend to have those, whether the fast one doesn't.
• #103

O'Shane

You have a tie? Or laces? They have the grab handles/bras on the tube no?
• #104

Balki

No opening windows. Head didnt fit through the grab handles.... and now Im in the fucking office.

stares at phone cable
• #105

Dammit

Cleaning chemicals in the stores dept?
• #106

pifko

Just hold your breath.
• #107

Dammit

Try sticking your tongue in the shredder
• #108

Balki

We dont have a shredder. Anyway, Im heading to the pub soon,

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