Brick Lane Bikes (BLB) Bike Shop

You should be in the Dude looks like a lady thread... Allegedly...

NOOO we've lowered the tone enough in that thread :p

consider it moved

which one was bodie and which one was doyle?

pat butcher porkin moira stewart......now there's a thought.

surely if you were going into blb you were in 'the meerkat' and not 'the market' see? simples

ahahahah ^

pooh pooh

I dont often get out east, so i thought i'd take the opportunity to go into BLB and shop 14 for the first time today as i would be in bethnal green.

I will be in the market for a 19t cog for a freewheel in a couple of weeks time so thought i'd pop in to see prices/if they stock em. I asked the shop assistant guy in BLB if they had any and when it was clear what i was after and that they didn't have any he quickly lost interest in the conversation and turned his back on me in what i consider a rude manner.

Now ever since I was a lad growing up on a military research base, I've had anger issues. But a recent accident, during my study of nanotechnology and gamma rays, has really exagerated my issues.
As I stood staring at his back, I felt my head start to pound, and my muscles start to swell. With my last gasp of sanity i checked that I was wearing my super stretch purple undies. I was. I let all my anger out, turning bright green with rage.
The salesman started to scream with fear, but I soon silenced him with a nearby D-lock. Which I used to kill him in the face. Before jumping through the roof to confront my estranged father.

Surely in the current financial climate they cant have that many trusafarians/hipsters throwing money at them to be so rude to walk in customers? Surfice to say i wont be going in there again

Sounds like a worthy post to me.

why? are you it's mother/brother/sister/father?

Just brother and sister the strange genetic he/she gene now well documented by scientists runs in our a sexual family

Yep but the brilliance is in its insanity I think, its like a parody of how extremely stupid society is and could potentially become.
I'm gonna watch it again soon, although I really wanna see the sequel to.

the sequel is pure unadulterated comedy.

I dont often get out east, so i thought i'd take the opportunity to go into BLB and shop 14 for the first time today as i would be in bethnal green.

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  I will be in the market for a 19t cog for a freewheel in a couple of weeks time so thought i'd pop in to see prices/if they stock em. I asked the shop assistant guy in BLB if they had any and when it was clear what i was after and that they didn't have any he quickly lost interest in the conversation and turned his back on me in what i consider a rude manner.
  
  

Now ever since I was a lad growing up on a military research base, I've had anger issues. But a recent accident, during my study of nanotechnology and gamma rays, has really exagerated my issues.
As I stood staring at his back, I felt my head start to pound, and my muscles start to swell. With my last gasp of sanity i checked that I was wearing my super stretch purple undies. I was. I let all my anger out, turning bright green with rage.
The salesman started to scream with fear, but I soon silenced him with a nearby D-lock. Which I used to kill him in the face. Before jumping through the roof to confront my estranged father.

Surely in the current financial climate they cant have that many trusafarians/hipsters throwing money at them to be so rude to walk in customers? Surfice to say i wont be going in there again*

man. you found that roflcopter and you won't lose it, will you?
:)

next lfgss tee comp winner

next lfgss tee comp winner

I prefer.....

posh or not.. does she have a little cock above her snatch?

....not sure I'd wear it to work though.

man. you found that roflcopter and you won't lose it, will you?
:)

Nope and he's used on every member yet!!!!!

man. you found that roflcopter and you won't lose it, will you?
:)

There's only one response to that

Nope and he's used on every member yet!!!!!

Err yeah, anyway:

this thread gives me a headache no more ROFL COPTERs

ROFL COPTER has a lovely ring to it. second best to Utter Cunt and third to celar door

Better than FTW BABY?

^ Frikkin ell is that Rich as a kid? Before he graduated to smearing ice cream on his face?

I prefer.....

....not sure I'd wear it to work though.

why...are you a gynecologist?

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No fucking need.

:(

Sick brah!