Why are Aussies so Awesome?

^Jol

That is awesome.

Shit.

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/sydney-teenager-crowned-miss-universe-australia-20100618-yl2u.html

She finished third behind Miss Mexico.

...according to the girl I sit next to at work.

a years supply of shoes- thats 1 pair right?

'She has won a year's supply of shoes from Novo Shoes, a new Proton S16 car, a collection of Kooey swimwear and the crown'

http://doesaustraliahaveagovernmentyet.com/

Seems to be going very slowly doesnt it.

This is about Aussies and cycling so i guess it goes here
http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2010/08/25/2993223.htm?site=sydney

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/08/26/2993775.htm?section=justin
Surely holding out against the demands of the independants is suicide.
Nutjob.

Is nothing sacred?

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/hogan-grounded-over-tax-dispute-20100825-13s6n.html?autostart=1

that hilarious Aussie "humour" eh!

(I am in hippy's flat collecting photographic evidence, this sign is actually in the kitchen not the toilet)

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/08/26/2993775.htm?section=justin
Surely holding out against the demands of the independants is suicide.
Nutjob.

Aaaaahhhhhh
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/08/26/2994767.htm

Aussie party trick
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/08/29/2996391.htm

australia outlaws "fixies"

http://www.accc.gov.au/content/index.phtml/itemId/937554

"Two-wheeled fixed-gear bicycles are emerging as a new
type of recreation equipment."

• New? Wha?
  
  
  

"Having no brakes or only a front brake can cause the
rider to lose control and be propelled over the handlebars
to the ground. Whether this occurs in mixed road traffic
or elsewhere, the rider can suffer:
• serious head injuries
• broken bones
• lacerations and bruises.
Pedestrians and other bike riders are also at risk of
serious injury or death if someone riding a fixed-gear bike
loses control and collides with them."

• I call bullshit on about a million levels
  
  

But don't worry:

"Bicycles not required to comply
with the mandatory standard:

• One-of-a-kind bicycles—that is, bicycles that are
uniquely constructed to the order of an individual
consumer."

• It only applies to OTP!
  

Dumb country

Paul Hogan in trouble

lol.

Repost from the same page RPM. Tut Tut

Is nothing sacred?
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/hogan-grounded-over-tax-dispute-20100825-13s6n.html?autostart=1

Clever Aussies dodge tax in foreign countries.

did you actually read robs link?

Don't be silly.

Zen URL. I'm out. Pisstake I assume.

its funnier than any paul hogan comedy

Paul Hogan did comedy?