Foffa Bikes

Unfortunately, the bike is currently a one-of-a-kind custom

Damn!

All foffa's are custom though.

Every turd I squeeze out is custom.

🤣

You only do custom toalies? I make mine 'bespoke'.

Does that involve polishing?

Bespooke.

Should I send this happy camper a few lfgss links?

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first bike I saw in London stepping out of the train at Liverpool station last Friday... (the Tommasini around the corner was soothing though)

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at least it is a custom fit... that saddle hight is lush

so the guy helping mr Foffa with the clothing goes by the name of Ricardo Agostinho......just out of curosity (not that it matters......)

Alex Dowsett won one.

@14:59 - he's used it once.

http://www.cyclingweekly.com/videos/watch/dr-hutch-meets-alex-dowsett

anyone seen Brixton bicycle Club? (Not to be confused with Brixton cycles Club),looks like they launched earlier this year, the usual cheap, cash-in-on-the-"fixie"-scene but way too late. this thread seemed to be the most appropriate place to put it..

Had four glorious Foffas in over the last two days I have been working.

Headsets knackered on three, bb away on two and brakes not worth a fuck on any of them, also a brand new one missing a seat post clamp bolt and foffa not reply to the customers email.

Can we restart the piss take again so this moves back up google search results, unwitting people stop buying them and I can get back to drinking tea rather than having to polish foffa turds....

Foffas are still poo?

I suppose it is nice to know that in all the chaos and fractions of our ever changing world some things remain resolute and unchanging.

Foffas are pish.

A lightweight (?) 12.9kg bike with stainless (?) alloy mudguards, effortless (?) Shimano Nexus 3 speed for a wide range (?) of gears, upgraded (?) tektro callipers and welds that look like they belong on a soviet tractor. Sounds liek a full foffing of fudge dragon to me.

EN 14781 4.15.4 Chain protective device
A protective device shall, as a minimum, shield the side-plates and top surface of the chain and the chain-wheel for a distance of at least 25 mm rearwards along the chain from the point where the chain wheel teeth first pass between the side-plates of the chain

4.10.2 Wheel/tyre assembly – clearance
Alignment of the wheel/tyre assembly in a bicycle shall allow not less than 4 mm clearance between the tyre or the rim and any frame or fork element or a mudguard and its attachment bolts.

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What is danni foffas account on here so we can ask him for comment as to why his bikes are still shit?

and this brake set up...

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Wtf is going on with that brake? It looks like it hasn't been bolted into the fork.

Attached with tynan paste?