Foffa Bikes

If anyone posts it on here, the thread will get closed and our fun will be over.

I have whatsapp, I'm intrigued

Why not take this to the 'rap battle' thread? William's a poet, uber's a ranty wordsmith, shit's gonna go down

B&D who are you on whatsapp?

Why not take this to the 'rap battle' thread? William's a poet, uber's a ranty wordsmith, shit's gonna go down

I don't want to further scare Sir Micropenis with my ever so intimidating responses to his feeble jibes. The poor dear.

Why not take this to the 'rap battle' thread? William's a poet, uber's a ranty wordsmith, shit's gonna go down

Well, this is the foffa thread...

WOW, that is what you are up to in the Middle East?

Snake charmer?

That clearly isn't me.

Either of them.

I've never owned a pair of wayfairers.

your hair though

Not now. It's impossible to get a job out here when you have longer hair. They assume you're a user of pharmaceuticals.

i finally chopped off my hair and beard last week, have been told I look over 10 years younger

Was it that BBC feature on beards being unsexy that did it?

It's too fuckin' hot to have long hair here.

Having a beard is mandatory though.

Having a beard is manly though.

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Over here beards are almost as much something for vanity as they are something denoting religion.

Is that why the women have them too?

Oh, sorry-that's Dundee, not Dubai. I get mixed up.

Lots do. It's an easy error to make.

Rebrand rebrand rebrand

Funny how this thread is dredged up ahead of the end of May release of the 2014 range.

if you want to talk about little details then I certainly prefer the metal front badge we use as opposed to a stickered logo.

I thought you were quite into stickered logos.

http://news.diginate.com/behind-the-scenes-hit-the-streets-with-foffa-bikes/

I thought you were quite into stickered logos.

http://news.diginate.com/behind-the-scenes-hit-the-streets-with-foffa-bikes/

Stop lying Regal. You're just jealous. Get over yourself.