Foffa Bikes

I've got a Macinato. I like it. It's nothing special - just a welded CroMo frame - but I always enjoy riding it.

same here, extreme value for money. quite stiff for a 4130 steel frame, too.

shame they only have them in size Small now, then again, at an even more ridiculous price

gordonBennett ..

i did actually read the 1st 20 pages of this

closing the tab now tho

But you have 28 pages of brown gold left to read.

Have you got to the bit where the secrets of this site are revealed (seriously a mod should remove the references)? Or where the OP is threatened by foffa's mechanic after he gets made redundant for being crap at his job? Or all the posts by Danny that start out well, before everyone starts reading and ripping him to shreads?

Actually, I'm going to read it from the beginning too.

Basically it's shite bikes with a parallel thread stating that said bikes are comparable to actual faeces.

Five hours later and Khornight2 is "Viewing Thread Foffa Bikes"

i'm going to get the whole thread laser etched on marble and bury it in a remote location to be discovered in a few thousand years and treated like gospel;
there be a place worse than hell, where the foffa will lurk and the dani will cover you in faeces...

Or where the OP is threatened by foffa's mechanic after he gets made redundant for being crap at his job?

Ah yes, the 'Shit Mechanic'. Where the Fixei is he now?!

You know, I only just understood the puns.

I read through the entirety of this thread a couple of weeks back, I was hooked.

How the fuck can mechanical vandal put words in your mouth VanUden,when its got dani foffa's cock in it,your taliking bollocks

Ha. Classic. VU being a verbose penis shocker. would rep but on my phone.

but we saw enough of your piss poor builds to know you are a shit mechanic, hence you seemed like the most appropriate man for a company that produce shit bikes

so much for it being a oneoffpost!

Oneoffpost are you the one who built those bikes for FOFFA.before he supposedly developed his PASSION for building dodgy FUGLY bikes for people with more money than sense.Cos if it was you,you owe the rest of humanity a apology

so much for it being a oneFoffApost! ftfy

What the fuck just happened here?

I'm embarrassed.
Unknowingly-Racist-Granddad embarrassed.

Tremendous improvements are no great challenge from a starting position of 'shite'; to ' dung' perhaps? I look forward to your continued progression through 'manure' towards the Holy Grail of 'compost'.

Rep administered...

Thread keeps on delivering.

FYI ..........doing really well have been building and selling fantastic bikes for the past 3 years ...........and I am pleased to add without one single problem, NOT ONE - NONE - NADA.

Really? not one single problem on all of the three bikes?

Is this Ian MacPherson of Fixei?

https://twitter.com/Fixei
http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Trade-Cycle-Supplies

FYI ..........doing really well have been building and selling fantastic bikes for the past 3 years ...........and I am pleased to add without one single problem, NOT ONE - NONE - NADA.

Your ebay feedback suggests different. Enjoying your abusive replies to the feedback though. Especially the one where you tell someone to be professional. About 5 lines down from where you call someone an idiot.

Keep up the PR effort...I think its working.

Fuck me - how can people get it so wrong?

Maybe he is just a petty man who can't control his urges to be abusive for the greater good of his business.

God knows why he's digging this up and starting it off again. Without his input this would all die off, instead he has his name linked with this kind of behavior again.

God Almighty.

It's not difficult: you have something and someone buys it. You give it to them.

If there's a problem, you absolutely don't stick your head up your arse and hope that it'll go away because the disgruntled purchaser will vent their spleen via the gift of the interwebz and your business starts to look a bit shaky and not very reliable.

Despite "all of the positive feedback" you still look like a two-bob mug cunt.