You have to love this, you're from X

Redditch, Worcs

• The old bus station (RIP)
  
• The new bus station (POC)
  
• The old Megabowl (RIP)
  
• The underpass next to Megabowl (STD)
  

Canadian

• poutine! (google it.)
  
• poor quality lager and microbreweries (no middle ground)
  
• hockey
  
• snow and ice (except when it's been hanging around for three months and your neighbour is a lazy asshat)
  
• WEED
  
• tim horton's (google it.)(Another great source of national shame. Only an ex alky could think it's a good idea to sell massive cups of piss weak robusta)
  
• timbits, the only good thing to come out of a Tim Hortons.
  
• Going out west, even if you live on Vancouver Island
  
• Desperately trying to be English
  
• Hating the Quebecois, except this mate of mine because he's a good laugh
  
• The Tragically Hip
  

Motorbikes, surely?

We don't like bikes, just the money they bring in.

All manx should be put down at birth to save them a life of pain.

Three legs, that's what your ........... likes.

Timbits LOL!

donut holes FTW!!!

how could i have forgotten the hip?!

I'm going to have twins and call them Feetbelts and Timbits.

Londonia:

Needing subtitles to understand people who hail from north of Watford
Jellied eels
Exorbitantly priced beer
Fuckin pidgeons (not fucking them literally...)
Swearing at people who clog up the left hand side of the tube escalator

Footsie Glover, as she will inevitable be know, is clearly destined for stardom.

Londonia:

Swearing at people who clog up the left hand side of the tube escalator

Fake Londoner

It's stabbing first and then swearing at them for making the left hand side all slippery.

People who stand on the left are just retards, the people who stand in front of the fucking doors so you cannot get off and they cannot get on need to have their intestines slowy wound out around a stick, then burnt in front of them.

English

• Winston
  
• The Pork Pie
  
• The Umbrella
  
• Binge drinking
  
• Going on holiday to Spain (the last two may be related)
  
• bad punning
  
• hate the French
  
• Monty Python's Flying Circus
  

Repped and reported

Fake Londoner

It's stabbing first and then swearing at them for making the left hand side all slippery.

Using the tube = fake Londoner.

Bad punning? Germany surely

I'm gradually stripping you of your national identity. What I like you couldn't possibly like. Did you realise I like bike riding? Heh, heh.

German

• being boring
  
• being uptight
  
• being needlessly aggressive
  
• being 'efficient' (whatever that means)
  
• the towel-on-deckhair thing (where the fuck did that come from?)
  
• Oktoberfest
  
  

Extended.

• the towel-on-deckhair thing (where the fuck did that come from?)
  
  

Probably because my mum made me do it once when we were on holiday in 1986. I'm sorry.

Austrian

Weinerschnitzel
Lonely Goatherds
Hillwalking
Yodelling
Lederhosen
Waltzing
Extreme right wing fascism

The Swiss

Watches
Chocolate
Knives
Roll

Norfolk: incest

When in actual fact we don't *all *love it.

argentinian
-steak
-charlie
-hand goals

The Swiss

Watches
Chocolate
Knives
Roll

cuckoo clocks?.....
Skiing
being a reservist with a gun under your bed

Spanish:
Bulls
Bullfighting
Bulls & Bullfighting
Never smiling (unless):
Laughing at people getting maimed/injured/killed (preferably by a bull)

South African:
Racism
Racism
Ten different types of food (but all on one plate)
Hate Aussies despite also calling English Poms
Racism
Lawlessness

English:
Lawlessness
Drinking
Violence
Immigrants
Gutter press
Road Congestion

Welsh:
Leeks
Hating the English (despite the English being completely indifferent about them)
Rugby
Singing
Famous people who were born in Wales but moved to America immediately

Polish:
Mobile phones
cigarettes
Lager
Talking loudly
England

Racist

RPM, you forgot the Scots.

Easily done.

Austrian

Weinerschnitzel
Lonely Goatherds
Hillwalking
Yodelling
Lederhosen
Waltzing
Extreme right wing fascism

Ha!

Scots:
Dying young
hating the English (but so would you if you had to live next to the Geordies)
Cold
Chris Hoy
Tartan
Haggis
Fried everything