You have to love this, you're from X

Queen scallops.

oh

Balki you have to come over to Greenwich and go to See Woo, their fish and so forth is awesome.

Polish:
Vodka
Vodka
Vodka
Vodka
Talking loudly
Lager
England

Fixed.

You're from Wigan:
Northern soul
Pies
The Latics
George Formby
Mint Balls
The Pier
Pits and slag heaps
Cotton mills
Morrissey
Naked Sailors
Cars
Larkin
Clive's mother

Solihull:
Money
Range Rovers
Thatcher
Lager
Old People

You're from Wigan:
Northern soul
Pies
The Latics
George Formby
Mint Balls
The Pier
Pits and slag heaps
Cotton mills
Morrissey
Naked Sailors
Cars
Larkin
Clive's mother

Rugby League fits in high up the list as do the mines or memories of the mines. Brown. Everything in Wigan was brown so that it didn't show the dirt from the mines. And slag heaps.

Brown. Everything in Wigan was brown

Brown. Everything in Wigan was brown. The mines, the sauce in the cafe down Market street, the redundant miners' faces, scrubbed clean now, but still wearing the tar of low self-esteem, shuffling around in the town centre, directionless like so many zombies... everything. Brown.
But nothing quite as brown as the noses of them at 'Town hall! no, nowt quite as brown as that. Even that bloody Alderman, aye he's so far up t'council's arse he can see out of it's nostrils!
William allowed himself the slight pleasure of a small chuckle at the picture in his mind and absently kicked out at a pile of fish bones at his feet. "Probably Cod" he exclaimed out loud. Soon enough though, his mood darkened and his fists clenched, he tore at the scrubby grass by his side where he sat and glowered with hatred down the hill towards the imposing redbrick building, "bastards!" he spat with venom, writhing and contorting, tears begining to stream down his heavily lined features, "fucking, fucking bastards!" the last word becoming a shrill scream, muted by frustration and exhaustion. William began to sob, he tilted and collapsed with grief onto his side, hands scratching the ground where he lay, prone and foetal, his body convulsing, wracked with the hopelessness of decades as the daylight faded and the sky darkened with the promise of more rain.

Turkish:

Mustaches
Meat
Lemon and olive oil on everything.
Kebabs
Tempers
Shouting even when happy but can turn into angry shouting
Good hospitality
Belly dancing
Salad, olives, meat and cheese for breakfast

"Its really surprising that your are asian, I thought they all liked ..you know... shit r&b music and rap."

I remember hearing this off someone once.

ha - i'm half turkish my mums turkish and my dads english.

i guess thats true if you take in to account the turkish girls at my highschool - but i haven't encountered that since. Turkish rap is funny. But i don't thing the rudeboy - rudegirl looks doesn't go down too well in turkey, probably get told to go home and change.

Poland

1. Homophobia
   
2. Ultra-catholicism
   
3. Kielbasa sausage
   
4. Tyskie
   
5. Vodka Wyborowa
   
6. Zubrowka
   
7. Pierogi
   
8. Racism
   
9. Anti-Semitism
   
10. Homophobia
    
11. Homophobia
    

Even the girls have mustaches ;)

Poland

1. Homophobia
   
2. Ultra-catholicism
   
3. Kielbasa sausage
   
4. Tyskie
   
5. Vodka Wyborowa
   
6. Zubrowka
   
7. Pierogi
   
8. Racism
   
9. Anti-Semitism
   
10. Homophobia
    
11. Homophobia
    
    

You forgot plumbing and moustaches

To be honest, we are more known for cameramen and directors of photography than plumbers.

^I'm no film buff but I take an interest and I can only think of Kielowski, polanski and Wjikck or whatever his name is. I'm interested in who I've not heard of...

Kingston (upon Thames):
Oceana
Mckluskys
dallas chicken
Oasis
Scream pubs
Football
Tits
arbitrary university/plumbling/building courses
coke once a month

^I'm no film buff but I take an interest and I can only think of Kielowski, polanski and Wjikck or whatever his name is. I'm interested in who I've not heard of...

Kingston (upon Thames):
Oceana
Mckluskys
dallas chicken
Oasis
Scream pubs
Football
Tits
arbitrary university/plumbling/building courses
coke once a month

This post fucking wins. I love Kingston.

Just moved back to Twickenham after having moved out a couple years ago. Going to the cigar shop in Teddington tomorrow before seeing what Kingston's sayin :-)

Did you go to Teddington, neu? I saw you post somewhere that you went to school with Keira Knightley.

To be honest, we are more known for cameramen and directors of photography than plumbers.

For you maybe.

Oh turkish males - Homosexuality. (in a war situation)

climbing those telephone boxes is great fun.

Did you go to Teddington, neu? I saw you post somewhere that you went to school with Keira Knightley.

I did yeah. did you?

Nah but loads of my mates did. How old are you?

oh dear.

25?

Haha. The people I know from Teddington would have been year 7s when you were doing your GCSEs.

Weird

they would have been my mates then...