Guido's

One on left is a man, surley?

Repost, £1 in the pot please

hahahhahahaaaaaahahha too funny.

the president of them all

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Four collars! Lolz.

WTF!?

He must be a patron saint of the Guidos with the pouting and that strange hairline from pulling the scalp on top of his head to cover the bald spot. Just imagine him with a bit of wax :-)

A guido doris

....who bares an uncanny resemblance to an uptight forumenger

G, quit talking about me x

You may laugh about them now, but you wouldn't if you met them down a dark alley and they knew what you think of them.

Fuck 'em all. I reckon I'd stand a good chance of kicking the living shit out of one and take my chances with the rest. Simpering cunts. I'd be the best second place they'd ever see. Besides, I'm an ugly fucker - they'd all be too concerned about smudging their guy-liner. Pricks, the fucking lot of them!

You sound jealous*.

*of what, I'm not sure.

Look at them. 14 of the biggest wastes of skin in the known universe. Can you imagine if they wandered into your local boozer? Their arms look like walnuts in a condom! Fucking mirror atheletes.

I imagine they all dream of starring in a West End musical.

I wonder if they've met Simon Cowell. They're perfect fodder for him - brainless, exploitable and cunts.

usher

the guy in the green t-shirt has arms the size of some peoples torso!

At least 5 of the above are on this forum.

would love to bet one of them a bottle of that they couldnt walk
past a mirror without looking in it.

i mean

How can these people think they're manly? They're all wearing foundation FFS!!

Welcome to Essex - "Barman, crack open a nice Lambrini!"

crack open a nice Lambrini!"

I thought they drove Ford Escorts?

How can these people think they're manly? They're all wearing foundation FFS!!

see, that´s it^^, they´re not people.

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This one's a great resource:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Holy shit he looks dead in the face!

They both look as if they've stolen their heads from someone else.
Is that fake tan all over the dudes top?!