I've got wood

can you make me a polished 'dildo' style handlebar with a walnut veneer?

coco de mere in south kensington make a beautiful massager. from sustainable wood,,,,i would have you know.
currently out of stock though. £135 when available.
they also have a lovely display of antique ones made of carved jade and ivory, although i think these might be for display.

   ![](http://www.coco-de-mer.com/system/ecommerce/240/mainImage?size=296x600)

sorry if i missed something.

^^^ looks like a sex toy

^^^ looks like a sex toy

really?

Not saying it's not beautifully crafted, but i'm sure ive seen similar looking objects inserted into unnatural places.

Not saying it's not beautifully crafted, but i'm sure ive seen similar looking objects inserted into unnatural places.

hmmp.

Sorry i did miss something,.

Brain not engaged today.

I would advise against wooden bike parts in much the same way that I would advise against a wooden car.

i have a pair of ezra at fastboy cycles bars - i think he only ever made 10 for beta testers (i was one) and he never sold a pair officially to anyone - he now only makes them when he does a full build for someone as he can't guarantee the strength

after all the testers gave their feedback we decided it wouldn't be worth risking - they flex a fair amount and just don't feel safe + in a crash there is a risk they could harpoon you and make you die.

;)

i have a pair of ezra at fastboy cycles bars - i think he only ever made 10 for beta testers (i was one) and he never sold a pair officially to anyone - he now only makes them when he does a full build for someone as he can't guarantee the strength

after all the testers gave their feedback we decided it wouldn't be worth risking - they flex a fair amount and just don't feel safe + in a crash there is a risk they could harpoon you and make you die.

;)

Do you have any end-on shots of your bars? Just wondering if anyone's actually taken the time to ensure correct grain direction before deciding they're too flexy

not handy, they're at home - but i can bring em out some night jammy, let us know when you are in leeds and you can try them! (they flex!)

Good news. I'll be back over in the new year

and p.s ezra tried a few grain directions i believe on his first versions