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Are you in Oz, Hippy????

Are you in Oz, Hippy????

He's somewhere in the never regions.

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Are you in Oz, Hippy????

Fuck yeah! I can't believe I wanted to buy a flat in London. WAC.

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Hippy, you are coming back, and you'll be buying a flat in west London, you loser.

I can buy a fucking 4br house on a block the size of Ealing for the same price here..

And the weather is better. And there's shitloads more bikes and cycle lanes compared to when I left and there's pies and Vegemite and Cherry Ripes and Tim Tams, oh and plentiful, plentiful supplies of god's own iced coffee..

So is there anything good?

For me? Yes. For you? Only border control.

How's the beer Hippy- you kicking back and enjoying a nice stubbie of Fosters?

And the weather is better. And there's shitloads more bikes and cycle lanes compared to when I left and there's pies and Vegemite and Cherry Ripes and Tim Tams, oh and plentiful, plentiful supplies of god's own iced coffee..

Full of fucking Poms though...

Full of fucking Poms though...

No hang on, he's not still talking about Ealing

More Aussies than Poms out there... they spill over from She Bu.

You mean that Australia=South of France?

.....and there's pies and Vegemite and Cherry Ripes and Tim Tams, oh and plentiful, plentiful supplies of god's own iced coffee..

17 days and I'll be wallowing in its bounties too! Ahh twisties - how I miss thee.

:(

There is NOTHING about twisties that deserves a frowney face :)

How's the beer Hippy- you kicking back and enjoying a nice stubbie of Fosters?

What's Fosters?

Full of fucking Poms though...

Not Mildura. We shoot foreigns at the border..

Oh, you're in Mildura.... so your list of stuff above appears to have been exhaustive.

Kit Kat Cookies and Cream is new to me.
There's also Farmers Union Strong and Light versions which never existed last time I was here.
There's a Berry version of Fruit Tingles which I'm yet to try.
The food is more expensive, true, but the serves are big and it's nice. No chemically altered Tesco apples here, Chop.

Oh, you're in Mildura.... so your list of stuff above appears to have been exhaustive.

There's not a lot more I need in my life.

Bikes, cars, guns, boats, beer, bourbon, pies, iced coffee, sweet shit + sun = happy as pig in something a pig really likes to be in.

I would export some of the people, my job, Mrs Crimbles Macaroons and some nice green English lanes but the rest of it can fuck off.

and dirt and utes and bogans and a shallow river and that is all.

Critically is there something that you can do in Mildura that would pay the same as that which you do here Hippo?

Make it iSnack 2.0 cliveo and I'll be back on an earlier flight.

We have this in our fridge... Delicious...

Nah, I'll be bored soon.. it used to take 2 weeks but I've been away longer. Once I'm bored.. bring me London. Heading to Melbourne soon though so should be a laugh.