The bickering and feuding... it stops

I hear you can suck a golfball through a garden hose.

That's a lie, he does give good head though.

For the record, I love Choco Liebniz...

Joe.
Loves.
Choco Liebniz.

Ok, thanks. I've got that now.

Let me know when this can be struck from the record.

Ban Marcom!

Balki

Can vegans give head? Or just to other vegans?

I've alerted all the relevant media, James...

Piss off, you dozy bint... Choc Hobnobs or death... Simplez...

Stop biscuitering already. It'll only lead to fruiting.

Balki

Can vegans give head? Or just to other vegans?

Why are you asking him, ffs? It's like asking Goebbels about what nibbles to serve at Hanukkah.

Right, who wants a kiss?

There's a track tandem in it...

Never spotted that--when?

Ban him!

[Pistantor that is but if you want to ban Oliver while you're at it, I'm sure no one will mind]

This is like Easter.

Right, who wants a kiss?

where?

Why are you asking him, ffs? It's like asking Goebbels about what nibbles to serve at Hanukkah.

Because Balki is someone who is always up for answering a difficult question.

I suppoose I could have asked Oliver but I dread to think what the consequences of that might have been.

Anyway, hasn't Oliver been banned yet?

From when Oliver is a bad boy?

This is like Easter.

Traffic jams, creme eggs, chocolate bunnies, title decider football matches, training rides on four consecutive days, spousal claims of abandonment, plenary indulgences, sabat mater, spring in the air.....

I reckon Balki should be banned for being a veganist

From when Oliver is a bad boy?

Marcom dear chap, from inception, ab initio, day 1.

It's a pop band, Slag. Overplayed? Rhiana is fucking overplayed.

Balki
Can vegans give head? Or just to other vegans?

Why are you asking him, ffs? It's like asking Goebbels about what nibbles to serve at Hanukkah.

Thats an easy one though... I've asked loads of vegans for head, and without fail they have said no.

Can we change the subject please.

From what to what?

us Brits are real men.. we can suck the tea through a hob nob!

Real men don't fecking pour milk in their teas!

Traffic jams, creme eggs, chocolate bunnies, title decider football matches, training rides on four consecutive days, spousal claims of abandonment, plenary indulgences, sabat mater, spring in the air.....

Now can we get all of the above in one picture please, that would please me to no end.

From what to what?

..... to Balkis' intervention

Can we change the subject please.

From what to what?

*May I suggest:

1. Cake
   
2. Cheese
   
3. Puns
   
4. Bikes
   
   

*Not in that particular order though.