Mince Pie Appreciation

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Today's school lesson. How to get onside with teachers in the staff room!

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Made my first batch last weekend as we were designing Christmas cards and it just felt right. Waitrose mincemeat + Nadiya Hussain pastry = Omnomnomnom. noguilt/10

Morrisons are launching a mince pie sandwich .

you know what? i actually really dislike christmas. not objectively, i just personally hate it.

Congratulations, you are now officially the grumpiest person on lfgss

Mince pie sandwich is definitely ridiculous though

Started the season off with some Waitrose No1s. Was going to try to hold out until November but cracked.

mate have you seen the potato thread? nothing but big dick energy

I'm definitely going to seek one out. Sounds delicious!

Wensleydale and Spiced Fruit Chutney sandwich

Does sound good. That'll teach me to read more carefully

maybe

potato thread

I miss Mergatron

merge potato with any thread and you'll be dealing with a high-vitamin situation, plus satisfied and stimulated readers. that's the beauty of it.

Someone bought a red 6 pack from M&S into the office. It's not fucking november. It's not fucking christmas.

mince pie with a cheesy mash topping

Mince pie Die Hard festive yule log cranberry orange clove cracker mash up.

Can I open my advent calendar yet?

If you're older than 14 you can probably do whatever the fuck you want.
Did you buy it yourself? Eat it in one go. Melt it into a blob of chocolate and dip your mince pies in it.

What would Jesus say? You monster!

It still fucking October. We're not even past National Pumpkin Day.

The traitorous effigy hasn't even been burned yet for National Scaring the Shit out of the Pets Day.

Still too soon.

Jesus is laughing at all the profit he makes from people who buy mince pies in October

^Starts looking for secular, ethical suppliers of vegetarian mince pies.

Jesus would probably make mince pies out of fish and bread.

We've not even had Remember the Fucking Dead who Let You Even Talk About Eating Mince Pies Whenever The Fuck You Want Day yet.

How?
That's some fucking serious umami mince pie I'm not sure I'd want to try.