Mince Pie Appreciation

sounds like a wrestler

Imagine my shock

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What am I looking at here?

A pile of shite.
It's apparently a mincemeat filled orange and ginger cookie from pret.
I was intrigued. And fucking disappointed.
Really hard. No chew.
And most fucking importantly, no fucking mincemeat.

£2.30 or something?

OK today's the day I'm gonna have a mincer. What should I break my drought with?

Ease your way in with the Iceland 12/£1.89.

£1.30 I think.
£1.50 is the most I'd go for a single pie.

How are Pret's pies?

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OK today's the day I'm gonna have a mincer. What should I break my drought with?

Wonderwall Xmas reissue panned as "opportunistic and shallow"

What should I break my drought with?

#allthepies

I admire Philip Schofields work, but in a meaningless TV poll, he concluded Walkers (of shortbread fame?) mince pies to be the very best, fending off challenges from Selfridges as well as the major supermarkets. Anyone had a Walkers pie or indeed seen one?

https://www.walkersshortbread.com/uk/christmas/luxury-mincemeat-tarts/

Palm oil; I'm out.

Schofield you shit.

I can't gopher that.

I didn't have one - forgot! :/

Wonderwall Xmas reissue panned as "opportunistic and shallow"

Ha!

On here?

He decided to eat nothing but mince pies from 1 December until Christmas Day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-46622524

”[he] has been sniffing his partner's peanut butter on toast”

Euph.

Made a bunch of mincers with my wife this morning for her to take to her friends’ Christmas do—these two are my reward! I made an over-abundance of pastry so we can knock out another batch for Tuesday’s festivities.

‘Tis the weekend before Christmas, so pace yourselves, fellow mince pie appreciators.

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dibs beaker of piss

Next year I might think maybe I could eat another one, but certainly, as soon as it hits midnight on Christmas Eve and I'm done.

Pfft, amateur.