Interview the person beneath you

Great with thai... otherwise avoid.

Fixed, road, cx or mtb ride this evening?

Neither

Is this thread shit?

no

you are?

Probably.

You?

Maybe

Snooker or pool?

Pool. Who can be fucked with snooker?

What is the best thread on the forum / which threads do you always read?

pool

american or english?

Depending, American or British pool?

kiddies

oops

cornrows or plaits?

Once again the thread descends into a quick fire Q and A rather than interview...

yes...

cornrows or plaits?

I prefer a short, smart haircut as plaits are dangerous around moving machinery.

Kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat. Which seat would you take?

Back seat for the elite.

What was your last drinking related accident?

That would be about 6 weeks ago. Corkscrew in my thumb, not pleasant and still rather hurts.

So what do you think of the forum these days?

popcorn

if you were sent to prison and were kindly given the choice to take it in the arse or the mouth, which would you choose?

Best it's ever been, most rides, most amount of kit being traded, some SWEEEEEEEEEEEET bikes, me.

So sir/madam, do you get that thing where you're going back to your hometown and you don't want to leave London, then when it's time to come back you want to stay in your hometown?

Arse, and I'd fucking love it.

Best it's ever been, most rides, most amount of kit being traded, some SWEEEEEEEEEEEET bikes, me.

So sir/madam, do you get that thing where you're going back to your hometown and you don't want to leave London, then when it's time to come back you want to stay in your hometown?

I am from London, so no. Though I used to get it with London/Brighton when I was a student there.

Stevie Wonder or James Brown?

James Brown does it for me. Stevie is a bit too smooth, both men are legends.

Why do you ride a thoroughbred track bike on the road ;]

Because it's beautiful and I'm not riding track at the moment - so wouldn't be able to justify owning it otherwise!

What's the worst job you've ever had?

Did a mind numbing 3 months in a video tape factory in Sydney whilst I was there on a working holiday visa. Putting rental films on boxed for prior to dispatch, the upside was that we got our hands on films prior On the upside I got to surf 4 days a week.

I am from London, so no. Though I used to get it with London/Brighton when I was a student there.

Stevie Wonder or James Brown?

OooOOOOO look at Mr Jimmy Londontits here!

James Brown. Wonder's shite. Pop music for cunts.

Jimmy Londontits.

lol.

Should I eat my packed lunch now, with a packet of Wotsits and a mug of tea, or be a good boy and save it till later?