Interview the person beneath you

Did you do a PhD?

No. Maybe that was the problem.

Do it then!

Unlikely at this juncture. I am wage slave and student digs just don't cut it anymore.

Students however................

No. Maybe that was the problem.

It was more likely to be the problem if you did do one...

pHDs seem a waste of time (to me)

Where's the question in that Miss P?

It depends, only 1 out of 4 will remain in academia.

The rest are down at Mc Donalds..

Sorry, new to the ganme and not paying attention.
Why are boys so shite?

because they aren't men.

True.
How the fuck can I afford to retrain if I decide to? 2 year FT course in physio?

A rich shite fella should do the trick.

Why is the clock moving so slowly...?

This is what we should be doing in this thread

YouTube - The Two Ronnies: Mastermind

I can guarantee its not gav - its just your perception of time is warped cause you've a hot xmas to look forward to. The next few weeks are going to draaagggggggg.........

A rich shite fella should do the trick.

Why is the clock moving so slowly...?

Relativity.

Where do I find a rich fella?

Not here.

I'll ask my gold digging flatties.......no wait, they can't find any either*

*Arranges imminent trip to hell..

I am rich.. And not shite. Problem solved.. (katie and Gav86 flatmates)

Turbo session (high rpm repeat sets) of sit in front of telly eating buttery biscuits I brought back from Brittany?

Turbo and biscuits at the same time ftw.

To cure a cold: hot lemon drink or whiskey?

I am rich. I sit in front of telly eating buttery biscuits I brought back from Brittany

My flatmates are on their way!

Now, a question... Do you believe in a God?

Turbo and biscuits at the same time ftw.

To cure a cold: hot lemon drink or whiskey?

Hot lemon, whisky chaser.

hot lemon... certainly don't put lemon in nice whisky

I believe there are more important beings than us in the universe but not 'a god' that christianity is founded on (I.e the behave well and you'll be fine when you're worm food)

Can you prove a god exists?

No, I am a non believer of dubious moral standards.

Can you prove a God (Christian or otherwise) doesn't exist?

Show me the bones and DNA evidence and I'll believe that there was a God.

What do you perceive under dubious moral standards?