Interview the person beneath you

as long as it wasn't painful or more boring than life, I wouldn't mind

what are you wearing?

Some baby oil & a smile. No actually very boring jeans & hoodie.

Free punch to Ant or Dec, who gets it?

Both, with followthrough.

Bad Taste EDIT?

Who is more evil, Simon Cowell, Louie Walsh or Pol Pot?

Pol Pot.
Would you consider living in China for 2 years minimum?

I don't even need to consider it, I'd love to go.

Where would you need to be paid to live (Birmingham not allowed as it's a foregone conclusion).

Your house.

What time is it?

Outside the M25.

Why are Macs overrated?

style over substance

Try and fail, or stay in your comfort zone?

Massive fail every time

Army surplus waterproofs or cycle specific?

Because they secretely love you and the pain is too much.

Would you prefer to be prematurely balding with a athletic muscular body, of have a thick head of hair and have the body of sickly pot bellied but slightly anaemic couch potato?

Cycle specific.

Why does Jaw have me on ignore?

Jelly belly.

Why won't you kiss me?

Don't edit your questions. I'm listening.

Why weren't you at Wests last week?

In-laws

Do you have a sister?

No, only child.

Who will win the last post wins thread?

Whoever post it last!

Are you at work?

Yeah, but leaving at 4.

Is that wrong?

No, it isn't.

how many fingers have you got in one hand?

4 I think.

How's your Monday been so far?

Quite good thank you.

What's the best joke you've heard in November?

Where do cows hang out at the weekend?

The mooseum.

(my five year old boy told me that)

What is the best thing you've ever done?

made a baby

Whats the worst thing you've ever done

Failed to sleep with a certain person.

EDIT ooops did I forget to add a question?

repost. Mine's Yarg.

Favourite type of brakepad (cross posting here)?

EBC "gold" disc brake pads

What's the deal with Real Ale these days?