Interview the person beneath you

Eggs. You can do more with them, so to speak. Can't scramby bacon.

Kill or be killed

Subjective. Although if it's about breakfast than probably eggs.

What is the next book that you want to read?

General Lucifer's

Should I stay or Should I go?

go.

now or later?

They are the same.

Does this look infected to you ?

yes.

should i get out of bed or not?

no

should I go back to bed

No get up and make some bacon?

Whats the best type of bacon?

Peameal

What's the best way to have bacon.

From behind.

Thanks Ade!

Where are you off on holiday?

Skiing in Italy.

What's this book of yours then?

Yellow Pages.

Lucy Liu - Is she real?

Only in your head.

what is the best cure for chapped thighs?

lose weight, fatso

Is this a question?

Jizz on 'em.

How much do you abhor Chelsea?

The architecture's nice around there.

What's the best way to skin a cat?

I don't mind the place. A bit up itself but has some really good photography galleries.

Christmas to Samhain

keep up you cunts

Pagan festivals always win

So... IS this a question?

Yes, it has a question mark at the end and seeks a response.

Why do you want to know?

I don't, it was rhetoric.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Not sure,

Does it happen when you are near?

No, but I get blamed for it

With ref my book - see 'Reprographics thread (Shameless plug)

What's that odd smell?

Your rotting brain.

What is the best way to skin a cat?

the bullshit being spoken by world 'leaders'

is this the ultimate thread? a thread about nothing that can last forever (like Seinfeld)