Interview the person beneath you

Gave the last of my change to a beggar in Camberwell. He asked me for more!

If you sneeze with your eyes open will they pop out?

Which is you're favoured testicle/ ovary?
If you're lance armstrong- i'm sorry you lost it.

favorite comic strip?

Mr Jolly Lives Next Door

Why aren't you in bed?

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Why aren't you in bed?

I'm an adult

Is your bed single or double?

Single.

If you were in a fight, would you do standup/striking or go for grappling/takedown?

Take the bastard to the ground

Fight or flight?

Depends on the situation. To hurt someone standup, to suppress someone choke them out.

Sex or drugs?

Drugs. Then sex. Then more drugs. Then more sex. Repeat until bored.

Are you happy?

After sex and drugs.

Do you like your job?

As staff pedant?

Shouldn't this be: "Answer the previous question"?

i don't have a job.

how many poops do you have a day on average?

One, but after a night drinking only a fool breaks the three poo rule

am I getting a cold?

yes, yes you are, we all are.

best radio station?

WeFunkFM.

Train top speed or endurance first?

niether

how old are you?

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Endurance

Front brake lever : Left or Right ?

right.

Simpsons, Family Guy or Futurama?

simpsons, then futurama, then family guy...

watch it in the cinema or watch it at home?

Cinema.

Herzog or Tarantino ?

tarantino.

fav david lynch film?

Mulholland Drive of course, but i've got a mad girl crush on naomi watts in that.

where are you next going on holiday?

New York in Feb.

Tea or coffee?

depends on the night before..... coffee today

best news you had recently?

depends on the night before..... coffee today

best news you had recently?

sister graduated from College.and should hopefully be getting a bigger than 1% pay rise

what's the worst weather to cycle in?