Is a Sarcastic Hand Gesture Possible?

Yesterday I tried the old 'No, after you...' hand gesture, but not sure it came across in traffic.

Anyone got anything they use apart from the usual two fingers/tosser etc?

with hope,

Iain

guessing that the person you were gesturing to had already taken off, hence the need for a sarcastic one?
however my advice would be dont let them take you- block them first or make sure you are the hardest hardcore mf that shoots from the lights faster than a speeding bullet,
I have a friend that makes a flat open right handed wtf? gesture a lot to people who confuse/ drive badly etc- seems to comunicate the general numptiness quite well.

Wave the back of hand to mean 'thanks for allowing me to manoevre, oh venerable driver of motor vehicle who ISN'T trying to squeeze me up against a parked vehicle I'm trying to negotiate'.

Sort of like this, only you see the back of me. And I'm on a bike. And there, sadly, is a lack of flowers in the scene.

Clapping and sarcastic nodding makes me feel better sometimes. Not sure the driver either notices or cares though.

I also waggle my head about quite a bit. And lots of smiles.

*m.f I'd expect a more postive answer from you ...

at least theres balloons.

There are balloons when I overtake a parked van on Long Lane? You sure?

two thumbs up and the thankyou hand are my two most prominent gestures.
The first is sarcastic as

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread22264.html

Sarcastic gestures are just real gestures, but done in a when not really justified.

There are balloons when I overtake a parked van on Long Lane? You sure?

They are just before the cheering Koreans, Skully.

slow clapping while waiting at the lights? (assuming your next to the offender, rather than just looking mental)

Chinese, I mean.... Chinese.

Sarcastic gestures are just real gestures, but done in a when not really justified.

er, not sure how they would actually come across then- could end up making the gesturer more numpty than the perpetrator...............

I often throw the horns. Makes me feel less alone.

Gnarly, dood.

I find that any of these often work well with car drivers....

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Pull your pants down and ride in front of them with your arse hanging out.

I just whip my flags out.

If the light's right I deftly make shadow hand puppets that spell out the word 'idiot' on the nearest building.

Sarcastic gestures are just real gestures, but done in a when not really justified.

what so, indicating right and going straight on? haha. that'll fuck em right up.

I run with this one from our Kiwi neighbours... but obviously I do it better.

what so, indicating right and going straight on? haha. that'll fuck em right up.

Hahaha. I did that during my cycling proficiency test. I failed.

Sometimes I make the internationally recognised gesture for 'the bill, please'. Just to mix things up.