For Sale: Track Bike with Aerospoke and H+

I'll give you 300 quid. Let me know mate.

don't aerococks cost about £250?

alright then, I'll give you £250. Christ.

For my aerocock? What about my dignity, surely that's worth some extra cashish...?

£249.99

final offer

Done!

this bike makes me feel sad

it's making a funny noise

I want my money back

Unlucky bitch! Ur's for keeps.

this bike makes me feel sad

the attitudes / outlook of certain people on this forum make me feel sad

Had the same thoughts at first and then they opened my eyes. And yes, there's more to cycling than a feckin' pink tire

If aerospokes were not cool amongst hip types (cool to actually hate them now) and it had a more sensible rear tyre, every body would be arsing it as a "NICE STEALTH BIKE".

If aerospokes were not cool amongst hip types (cool to actually hate them now) and it had a more sensible rear tyre, every body would be arsing it as a "NICE STEALTH BIKE".

Yeah, true. But plenty of people here have been ripping the piss out of Arrospok for some time... do you not remember the thread?

I like different bikes from Johnny Fitz. I'm not going piss on it. One thing though: Bikes are bikes, Johnny. Stop calling them 'Projects'! Its just a bike. You've been reading that stupidly-entitled 'current projects' thread too much. It ought to be called 'Bike I just assembled'. It's like calling a a house or a flat a 'Property' just cos you've been watching too much Kirsty Cuntbag on telly.

oi! kirsty allsop is lovely!

Kirsty Cuntbag

Brilliant!! =)

Stop calling them 'Projects'! Its just a bike. You've been reading that stupidly-entitled 'current projects' thread too much. It ought to be called 'Bike I just assembled'. It's like calling a a house or a flat a 'Property' just cos you've been watching too much Kirsty Cuntbag on telly.

A-fuckin-men.

+1. And it's definitely not 'rideable art', FFS.

I liked the part where the guy tried to sell the bike on a subforum made for selling bikes on and everyone was a dick about it.

And it's definitely not 'rideable art', FFS.

Never heard that one, and I'm kinda pissed off I have now.

Rideable art.. hahaha!

Eddy laughs at you.

I liked the part where the guy tried to sell the bike on a subforum made for selling bikes on and everyone was a dick about it.

I liked that part too.

'Open to offers' translates as 'open to opinion'.

I liked that part too.

Me too, my favourite part personally.

Supahprasiese, ha, I'm gonna use that one from now on.

Yeah, true. But plenty of people here have been ripping the piss out of Arrospok for some time... do you not remember the thread?

I like different bikes from Johnny Fitz. I'm not going piss on it. One thing though: Bikes are bikes, Johnny. Stop calling them 'Projects'! Its just a bike. You've been reading that stupidly-entitled 'current projects' thread too much. It ought to be called 'Bike I just assembled'. It's like calling a a house or a flat a 'Property' just cos you've been watching too much Kirsty Cuntbag on telly.

Yeah I remember the thread. The aerospoke joke really is boring now. People instantly slate a bike if they have one on. Of course they aint the fastest of wheels, but they're hardly shit! They're strong wheels and I think they look nice too. I find it annoying to read posts from new people on this forum playing on the arrospok joke just to try and be in with it, bit sad I think. It's only a wheel.

Glad this thread is keeping you all amused.