Offered: Nothing to sell

if it is i'll pay twice as much

I think Velocio is on your tale as its not quite Kosher with the rules etc.

I think the Thought Police are on their way..........

Now you wouldn't dare do a BUMP would you- you could be banished for a time in the Sin Bin

Can you post it somewhere quite foreign for less than the asking price?

what, like Ilford?

Do you mind to split?

That's a little bit tricky to be honest, a philosophical maze, incorporeality renders it indivisible (I think) - some might mistakenly think I am selling some 'air' (which is divisible) - but I am actually selling nothing (ie: I have nothing to sell) - so have nothing to divide.

(I think ?)

To be honest I am not even sure that there is a 'thing' (or a 'state') called nothing - I currently lean on the side of saying there is no such thing as 'nothing'.

But, yes if it doesn't shift by the end of the week I will split it.

is this the same 'nothing' you bought of a fellow forumite just two weeks ago?

No, I never got that nothing (the bastard sent me 'something').

This nothing of yours, what does it do?

Not much.

damn. too small. have you got anything larger?

Hi. Is this still available?

is it measured in metric per chance please? I need a size to see if it'll fit in a ruck sack , or its a car jobby.

PS- is it like Sweet FA ?

is it the same as on the bay by the way?

Sorry undibs lileth its all yours, wrong colour I was looking for this one:

Undibs here too, I was looking for gorgeous baby blue.

Seriously, I'll trade you a NOS Sod All , or a well used Diddley Squatt

That's a little bit tricky to be honest, a philosophical maze, incorporeality renders it indivisible (I think) - some might mistakenly think I am selling some 'air' (which is divisible) - but I am actually selling nothing (ie: I have nothing to sell) - so have nothing to divide.

(I think ?)

To be honest I am not even sure that there is a 'thing' (or a 'state') called nothing - I currently lean on the side of saying there is no such thing as 'nothing'.

But, yes if it doesn't shift by the end of the week I will split it.

you must be able to split... If nothing + nothing = nothing then surely nothing /2 = 2 nothings? No?

listen to Billy, he knows the score…

YouTube- Billy Preston - Nothing from nothing 1975

ah bollocks. i was looking for nothing, but this nothing is a bit too small. if only i could chop my legs off.

YouTube- Dire Straits - Money For Nothing

If you had one in green I'd have taken it off your hands.

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How much?

^^

Not after the weekend I had...

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They're giving them for free on Tooley Street. At least that's what I've heard...

Tynan, for once our sponsor have nothing to offer, thanks to you :-D

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