Any question answered...

What era would you go to first if you had a time machine?

back to my last haricut. That's all i used it for. To save me having to deal with hairdressers. I had a quite a few cuts, I could relive some of my favourites

Anyone know a secure bike locking spot on/ near the Strand?

Anyone know a secure bike locking spot on/ near the Strand?

Depends on what you're looking for in secure.

There's Sheffield stands on Southampton Street but they're often full. I usually end up going to the stands at the dancer on Bow Street and Broad Court or the stands down by Embankment station for places as safe as anywhere else around.

Anyone got a torque wrench I can borrow?

Up to 10 Nm

Where r u based?

torquay

/roffle

SE1 right now SW4 later, then SE23.

Shheeeeiiiiiiiiittttt.
Mine is not calibrated tho'. I'm in E5.

Anyone nifty at repairing ipods?

My ipod touch started only playing through one ear a while ago, unless i put pressure on the headphone jack in a particular direction. I guess it's a loose connection or something, but i lack the tools to prize the ipod open / do some soldering work...

fancy £20 to fix it?

Is it true that David Attenborough came from a giant egg?

he builds them

why do my squid look strange?

just reading about squid when i came across this image of giant squid goatse

Oh.my.fucken:word!

talk about om nom nom

oh my.

ew.

That beak just pops out like a Pringle.

Is it true that David Attenborough came from a giant egg?

nope, that was monkey

and Mork.

ha! true

I just puked again looking at the pringle..

nanoo nanoo.

shazbat!

Batshiz!