Any question answered...

Bigger hammer.

^^I'm guessing you've never tried this.
^That technique worked.

Any recommendations for a small tabletop vinyl cutter for cutting decals for bike frames, and masks for spraying letters and logos?

When should I prepare the dungeon?

By prepare you mean dispose of the current resident I presume?

Dispose is such as harsh word.

Plant?

He's already concreted the yard.

Actually that still needs sorting.

I've used rebtel in the past. It has this feature where if your chat buddy calls you back on a specific number, it's free for both of you.

I've been using the voice feature of whatapp recently though. For some reason the audio quality is significantly better than anything else I've tried. And it's pretty much free.

If suggests you've finished with them when there's still loads to do with a corpse.

Following Damo's MCR emergency:

I wouldn't mind a hotel in Oxford for one night for Friday 6 November. I have to go up to dress as a wizard. I'd prefer to not have to get a train first thing in the morning, but will if I can't find a hotel for a reasonable amount of cash money. Tips?

How far apart should U brake posts be on a bmx fork?

Is anybody else setting their alarm to 0200 so that they can put their clocks back tonight?
The only trouble with it is every year I forget to cancel the alarm so it wakes me up again an hour later. Perhaps this year will be different.

I'm working tomorrow so I've turned the auto time update on my iphone off and will set my alarm as usual, get woken up an hour earlier than I need to be up and have that hour to snooze/get up and actually make an effort with breakfast.

Does all your shit not do it itself? TBF it just means when I get out of bed at 11 again it's not quite so bad.

If they time normally with me, they're always just too late.

Cyclist and/or Pro Cycling magazine - any good?
Just having a quick peruse of the mag section in Sainsburys and fancied a read. I don't tend to buy magazines, last time I bought Cycling Weekly I found it to be a bit shit. Mostly "how to prepare for your next Sportive" type articles and adverts for Evans

I quite enjoyed Cyclist, for the limited number of issues that they actually managed to send me when I (briefly) subscribed. It's geared more towards a "premium" audience, sort of like the Esquire of the cycling world. Lots of big, glossy, well-shot photographs of aspirational types riding up big foreign mountains, and moody pictures of pro cyclists with interviews.

I've never read Pro Cycling magazine because the cover puts me off.

bothwell,
A Shallow Magazine Reader

My only dislike of Cyclists is that it's very male focuses.

They try to balance it by putting women bike in every once in a while and call it diversity.

I just look on the internet when I want a wank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

I listen to laugh tracks when I want a wank, much more like actual sex then.

Why can't I find some cheap Shimano brake shoe holders I can stick carbon specific pads in and swap if I change wheels?

http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/clarks-55mm-brakes-shoes-inc-extra-pads/rp-prod35450