Any question answered...

nonsense.
i love you zebra farmers, just not your tea - it tastes like my boozy irish uncle's urine.

Tlegs...how many times have i to tell you to stay the fuck away from my uncle..

i just want a boozy irish uncle to call my own.

why is that every time I leave the office holding a parcel or envelope, no post box appears for fucking ages?

they keep moving them

In debugging what are eip and ebp?

They look like a memory address (hexadecimal) but the memory address of what?

How many times can you get away with reusing a bath towel before having to wash it?

until it smells

also applicable to armpits.

...and knobs.

Why is it that every Brompton rider has a really noisy drivetrain?

has anyone beaten off to the bike porn thread

i have bent my glasses, where can i get them straightened?

how bent are they? does you ribena spill out?

frame builders can put the frame in a jig and cold set it back straight

it'll sit perfectly on your nose once they've worked their magic

Opticians.

has else anyone beaten off to the bike porn thread?

Fixed

What is 650B wheel? Is it just a 26" wheel with narrow(ish) slicks?

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/650b.html

Ask god

I read that before I posted and still didn't understand, I was more wondering why 650B is becoming a thing in mtbs, when they use 26" wheels already? "650B is the new 29er" and all that. In that sense is it just a move away from huge tyres?

http://www.freewebs.com/650b/

Shorties struggle with 29ers.

When at the dinner table what should I do when someone slips me a desert spoon with the concave side reversed?

Opticians.

do you know if they do it for free if you didn't get it from them? am far away from my actual opticians.

I've been told Murtle works wonders with a hammer, try him, you won't regret it.

Most would, but I live in a slightly more civilised society.