Any question answered...

Define "real".

Being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory.

You googled that, didn't you?

What should I have for tea? Given that I can't be arsed cooking.

This is what i am thinking so far:

1: Cycle Couriers will be in higher demand as the use of motor vehicles in cities are reduced

Do you have any data to back this up ?

7: Cycle couriers are style conscious, is this fixed gear styling important in the design of a courier bag?

I've met a few, they are a fairly grizzly bunch, have you seen wiganwill ? Jesus fucking Christ, style conscious ? He's like a bin with a face painted on.

Actuarial question:
If a gentleman of 45 shacks up with a lady of 35, what is the overall probability that he will predecease her? Please show your working.

Are there any medical conditions we need to be aware of, such as dodgy tickers and nymphomania?

Why is this thread in 'miscellaneous and meaningless'? It's anything but - without it I'd be walking back to front, and making other associated errors

Actuarial question:
If a gentleman of 45 shacks up with a lady of 35, what is the overall probability that he will predecease her? Please show your working.

Prob = 1.

Working: She has 10 years in hand to go on and on and on.

Cycle couriers are style conscious

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You googled that, didn't you?

What should I have for tea? Given that I can't be arsed cooking.

Dude, I just made a turbo-charged and delicious Spaghetti al aglio e olio...

• Good olive oil
• 1 can anchovies in oil
• 3 cloves garlic (chopped finely)
• 1 chilli (chopped finely)
• 1 tbsp capers
• A few olives (destoned, chopped finely)
• Enough pasta for two people (spaghetti or tagliatelle)
• Salt & pepper to taste
• Parmesan cheese (Reggiano, please)

Cook the pasta, drain in the sink... Put the pan back on the flame and put the contents of your tin of anchovies in oil in there... Let this cook for a minute or two so the anchovies start to melt... Add the capers and olives and fry off for a minute... Add the garlic, cook off for 20 seconds then return the pasta to the pan... Stir it all around, add some more oil, add some salt and pepper, take off the heat... Add most of the parmesan to the pan and mix well, taste and adjust seasoning if necessary...

Serve in big bowls, sprinkle with a little more parmesan, a little glug of olive oil and a little cracked pepper...

Lish! 15 mins max...

Whores pasta, then - puttanesca

But without tomato...

have you already eaten? i'm still at work ffs.

Fair maiden pasta, then

Didn't work today and Mrs Slain was home by 4.30...

Its alright for some....

Are there any medical conditions we need to be aware of, such as dodgy tickers and nymphomania?

No, both healthy non-smokers non-drinkers, no family history to bring in to the calculation. I have a rough notion of how to start calculating, but not sure how the Reverend Bayes might rear his ugly head. Clearly with her greater life expectancy and his 10 year head start, I'm expecting a number between 0.5 and 1, but was wondering how close to 1 it would be.

Going to have cheese and wine tonight with Ms G.

Oh yeah, questions. Ummm what cheese should we have?

Don't say knob cheese.

Nob cheese.

.

There is only 1 cheese

Dairylea?

As if.

Laughing Cow.

la vache wot larfs?

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