Any question answered...

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

European of course.

Not sure you might be able to work it out from this thread.
http://www.londonfgss.com/thread23981.html

fuck. damn my slow posting. and you carson, and you.

fuck that I'm getting a pigeon instead then, they can do 55 on a good day

why the fuck aren't we 30cm under snow here in london ? why why why

i'm most disappointed God, please try harder

how the fuck did he avoid aids ?

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article6976220.ece

how the fuck did he avoid aids ? http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article6976220.ece

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nsfw https://www.btowstore.com/WebRoot/BT2/Shops/Store2_002E_Shop1785/4574/930F/39FE/5F96/FC3B/AC10/3D29/0C03/cd-st027.jpg

i like the utility belt style of the gadget .... with extra lengths available

Adaptability is the sign of the modern man.

how the fuck did he avoid aids ?

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article6976220.ece

he did'nt, he did me twice while I was'nt looking the dirty bastard

Can I go home yet?

Yep. You've done more than enough.

So I don't need to finish this Ofsted thing?

Nope. Ofsted won't exist in two years. Why bother?

Well, when you put it like that... I'll see you on Monday.

Unless... Do you really need me in on Monday?

We'll be fine. Promise.

Mwah! Laters...

So, apparently, "that bloke off the forum" doesn't have the authority to let me go home early...

Foiled!

So, apparently, "that bloke off the forum" doesn't have the authority to let me go home early...

Best speak to Tynan.

I meant African...

I meant African...

Kinematic data for both species of African swallow is difficult to find, without it i wouldnt be able to carry out the above calculations - sorry i cant be more help.
I'll put it to my collegues in the bio mathmetrics dept here at MIT and see if they can come up with anything useful. can you wait a week maybe, or is it urgent?

It's urgent but I guess if it takes a week it takes a week.

It's urgent but I guess if it takes a week it takes a week.

i'll get straight on it

Is it snowing in London right now? Fancy a snow day tomorrow.

yes