Any question answered...

I feel like a pastry.

Yeah look like one too.

So we have a mouse, not mice, a solitary mouse. The fucker just jumped off the counter and ran between my legs to get out the kitchen when I walked in to do the washing up.

I've tried traps, with peanut butter, cheese etc. I've tried poison. I've also tried the forum search.

Lambeth council charge for mice extermination, £100. Friends of mine had the council round and they were shit, so I don't particually want to gamble £100.

Any advice?

It's highly doubtful that it's only one mouse. Try to find where they're coming from and see if you can block off that hole. It'll most likely take them a while to get in again, unless they have multiple entry points. Close those off one by one. They will go to other flats in the house. Much more effective than pest control. If it's a sufficiently old house, there'll always be mice in it, anyway. It's a good sign, as it probably means that there aren't any rats. :)

borrow a cat from a friend for a couple of weeks, the mouse will smell it an desapair for ever
I have done it, it works

Seriously I know it's one mouse. I've blocked off 4/5 exits, I think that's why it had to jump down and run at me to get out. it seems it's monopolised the whole building; our neighbours have all seen it.

I've always thoguht that blocking off exits if futile as they can just knaw a new one at will. I will persist with it though, better than nothing.

get a cat

My mum has a cat and she got mice. Do I need a cat with a track record?

Seriously I know it's one mouse.

It may be the only one left inside your flat, but its mates won't be far away. :)

Any advice?

I was going to suggest a Purdey 410, but a Mauser is a better joke even if it is a bit heavy for the job.

win!!!!

I feel like a pastry.

quoted for truth

Yeah look like one too.

no one answered my question though...fucking mugs...

flounces to eat pastries

spybot depends on the time of day. late at night the bagel shop on brick lane. middle of the day pattiserie valerie

neu trapwise you need to find out what your little friend likes to eat. some people find the sonic doodar things effective

Sometimes if you catch them pissing, and they see that you see them, they are so embarrassed they leave. I've seen a dog literally die with embarrassment like this.

Or you can eat all the food so there's none left for the mouse, and they might storm out and leave their keys behind. Sometimes shouting at them helps too, you might want to have a bit of an irish coffee first to bolster your nerves, then just let rip. Don't hold back, and don't stop for a while because if you leave any little gap you in the rant the mouse will jump straight in; and you've had a drink, emotions are running high, it won't be long before the tricksy bastard spins it all around to be your fault, nect thing you know your having crazy passionate makeup sex on the counter. This is unhygenic because the mouse has probably pissed on it.

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Sometimes if you catch them pissing, and they see that you see them, they are so embarrassed they leave. I've seen a dog literally die with embarrassment like this.

Or you can eat all the food so there's none left for the mouse, and they might storm out and leave their keys behind. Sometimes shouting at them helps too, you might want to have a bit of an irish coffee first to bolster your nerves, then just let rip. Don't hold back, and don't stop for a while because if you leave any little gap you in the rant the mouse will jump straight in; and you've had a drink, emotions are running high, it won't be long before the tricksy bastard spins it all around to be your fault, nect thing you know your having crazy passionate makeup sex on the counter. This is unhygenic because the mouse has probably pissed on it.

Any question answered...hmmm... What the hell are you talking about?

read the foocking thread Maximilian

Or Nelson can learn how to quote! :-)

Thats not a question.

since getting in from sf at 11 yesterday i have slept for 17hrs out of 24hrs...

more to come too it feels like.
fucked by uncomfortable plane seats.

how do people fly that route for business?

Business Class?

must be.

i wish we'd been bumped further than premium economy....
ah well, the extra legroom was a bonus.
and my bed is very comfy.

so it's my birthday soon but i don't know what i would like. anyone know of any good/fun/exciting/cool/reasonably priced bike related stuff that i could request? merci.x

dildo bars

bar tape

a single pedal