Any question answered...

They're eye drops and you're an adult. FFS.

HTFU.

Kids these days...

Feel free to ask if you need any advice on suppositories.

or how to dress in the morning.

or how to dress in the morning.

Actually this is the only field in which they do need help.

Andy and EEI, you having repped

Can full length mudguards be set up so they don't ever rattle? Or is some rattling an inevitabiity?

Is there such a thing as a bike friendly hotel in town? One that allows a couple of bikes in the room.

^We'll have none of that filth round here.

Remember someone mentioning one before...

In the meantime try this one:
http://www.hotel-piccadilly.co.uk/cavendish/?skey=go12095lt

Just you and two bikes? Scandalous. It's not that sort of establishment.

I will caress who and what I please, where and how I like. Cheers Kris.

I bet those are road bikes as well.

Who are you?

I'm building up an old cadex frame at the moment but I have an issue, the little slotted plate which you attach your braze-on front mech to is missing but I know it's meant to be there as there are two small holes in the frame. Anything I can do?

Just use a band on front mech, or buy a band thingy.

I fear the band wouldn't sit nicely because of the holes though...

I'm going to the lakes at the start of November for a week and wanted to cycle round grizedale forest, Will I be suitably equipped with my cross bike, or better hiring a mountain bike?

Hey - where's my star gone?

Your donation expired. You should have had an email a few days ago reminding you to cough up again.

whats a good thing I can do tonight? like a gig or something. Timeout.com is a bit of a drag, anyone got any good ideas?

Diggers birthday, LMNH, from round about now.

i'm gonna change to schwalbe marathon plus because i'm sick of punctures with the kendas ive got at the moment. i commute every day, all year round. should i get the 25s or the 28s, or one of each on front and rear respectively? is the extra weight of the 28s (on an already way heavy tire) gonna be worth it because of better grip, comfort or puncture-proofness? thanks for your thoughts

Go for the 28s, IMHO. They are not that wide. The whole idea is to go as wide as you can fit in chainstays - they are on a heavy side, but you will appreciate them in the winter.

tyre boot

is the idea just to use it as a stop gap to get you home - 2nd tyre in a week that has been slashed by london's famous shitty streets

should i just leave the boot in or just ditch the tyre entirely

i do now have a schwalbe durano plus to install, which may be a more reliable course of action

Ditch the tyre, James. In my experience there's too much shite on the road which will try to get its way inside - flint, metal shavings, glass...

Does anyone know of a patch/plugin for apple garageband that will allow the use of hardware midi controller knobs to control software synths?