Any question answered...

AQA - any questions answered - a thread to ask and answer any questions.

I am looking for a nice cocktail bar in central london where they serve moscow mules in copper mugs - there must be someplace that still does it - any ideas?

Have you tried the Moscow Road?

Ah, The Moscow... What a great boozer that was back in the early 80s... Early 80s punk rock pubs FTW!

Thought this was gonna be a thread about...

give me a Rayburn anyday

Where the fuck is the remote control for my DVD player?

your wife has hidden it.

When you eat chocolate hobnobs, do you eat them chocolate side up, or down?

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

And on a related note, who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

This is a fucking good thread!

When you eat chocolate hobnobs, do you eat them chocolate side up, or down?

Chocolate up, with crunchy peanut butter on top a la Williamshatnerpants. Win!

• Where can I purchase a cheap headboard for my bed in London
  

there is a wicked place on lewisham rd, called aladdin's cave.
probably no help to you, my little eastern friend, but that place is worth the trip for the experience alone.

Get a bit of MDF cut to shape in B&Q, attach legs to hold it at correct height then use a heavy duty stapler to cover it with cloth of your choice?

(Headboard q)

If moths like the light so much, why don't they just come out during the day?

I fucking hate moths... they are such filthy little animals. Fucking hobo butterflies.

bastards ate my thermal, over the summer.

Incidentally, has anyone ridden south over Southwark bridge recently?

Smells like mothballs.

Yes and also no- no scent of Naptha when I went over?!

Should I go to work today?

no no no.

come to chelsea for a boozy lunch.

I've noticed it twice. Seriously... have a whiff probably 30% of the way over beside the construction.

This is a fucking good thread!

Chocolate up, with crunchy peanut butter on top a la Williamshatnerpants. Win!

• Where can I purchase a cheap headboard for my bed in London
  
  

No no no. Chocolate side down, to prevent biscuit crumbs being shed. The same principle works for millionaire shortbread.

yep

Chocolate side up otherwise the chocolate can melt on your lover lip, leaving you with an annoying residue that you have to wipe off.

Chocolate side up otherwise the chocolate can melt on your lover lip, leaving you with an annoying residue that you have to wipe off.

Dunno about the rest of you, but I'm gettin' a chubby-on...