Nominations for the real 1st annual LFGSS awards

why? No kiwi's?

Yes, and also that my accent is much more posh than either hippy or minicooper

Let's see ... do you live in London?

Racist
*spits dummy.

Add velocio to list of cunts

@mmccarthy; not if the Irish, real and plastic, have anything to do with it!

Laddies and gentlewomen, please vote for the best in the following catagories!

Most re-posted post
*German Girls Bike Ballet!!!

Most prolific poster0
*Hippy

Funniest poster
*Wigan Will

Funniest Thread

• Tarboy's How much is this worth thread
  
  

Dumbest new member
*Paul-Michel

Funniest photoshoped photo
*

Funniest non-shopped photo
*

Best LFGSS based ride
*The Easter Bunny Ride

Best Drinks
*SOUTHS!

Winners will have eternal glory. FACT.

Drop the 'e'.

'Paul-Michel'

Drop the 'e'.

'Paul-Michel'

Done and dusted.

If I don't win best hair there will be a fucking inquiry.

Most re-posted post
*German Girls Bike Ballet!!!

• Danny Macaskill video - fact
  
• Repost
  
• +1
  
• the squirrel in the wheel image
  
• mummy scream
  
• Performance
  
• Racist
  
• Any of mr Scobles bikes
  Most prolific poster
  *Hippy
  *LdnGrrl/lileth
  
• The real hippy
  
  

Funniest poster

• Wigan Will
  
• Balki
  
• The Brick (Tommy)
  
• Greasy Slag
  
• BMMF
  
• Platini
  
  

Funniest Thread

• Tarboy's How much is this worth thread
  Inverse Shim thread
  *NJS Pony
  
• Bike-animal lookalike thread
  
• Celebrity look-a-likes
  
• Animal Celebrity look-a-likes
  
• Vittoria Randonneur
  
  

Dumbest new member

• Paul-Michel
  
• Cambridgefixie
  
  

Funniest photoshoped photo

The repost mummy with a badge

Funniest non-shopped photo
The repost mummy

Best LFGSS based ride

• The Easter Bunny Ride
  
  
  

Best LFGSS Rides Series

• TNRC
  
• Bridges Ride
  
  

Best Drinks
*Wests!
*SOUTH
Norths
Centrals
Easts
Southwests
GSIAD
Southeasts

Best Hair

• Aroogah
  
• Jaygeeee
  
• Greasy Slag
  
• Big Red
  
• 
  
  

Shortest forumenger

• hoops
  
• sano
  
• damo
  
  

Tallest forumenger

• maxcrowe
  
• flickwg
  
• slamm
  
• Zed
  
  

Oldest forumenger

• Buffalo Bill
  
• Teenslain
  
• cliveo
  
• fiddy
  
• murtle
  
  

Greatest cunt

• dj
  
• object
  
• ool
  
  

most sage advice

• bmmf
  
• cornholio
  
  

best dressed

• Jonny
  
• coppiThat (except when he's wearing THAT track suit)
  
  

biggest heart

• Wigan will
  
• jimbilly
  
• Scott not scot
  
  

most ignored - we could run bets on this and have the answer released at the awards ceremony

Most OCD/compulsive tinkerer/component upgrader

• 'hoops
  
• Gizmond
  
• Vinyl Villain[/quote]
  
  

Most forum rides attended

• Oliver Schick?
  

Worst accent?
Though that'd be a tie between you, BRM, Mini Cooper and a few other convicts.

My voice is like Barry White mixed with angels on ecstacy ya squeaky potato peeler.

Scouse ftl

Yes, and also that my accent is much more posh than either hippy or minicooper

Fuck off posh cunt.. what do I sound like a cunting bogan or something. Fuckin' shit a brick mate you better watch it pal... etc.. Shazza football V8 beer etc

My voice is like Barry White mixed with angels on ecstacy ya squeaky potato peeler.

Scouse ftl

I must say, you do remind me of Barry White.

It's not the voice though ;)

Most re-posted post
*German Girls Bike Ballet!!!

• Danny Macaskill video - fact
  
• Repost
  
• +1
  
• the squirrel in the wheel image
  
• mummy scream
  
• Performance
  
• Racist
  
• Any of mr Scobles bikes
  Most prolific poster
  *Hippy
  *LdnGrrl/lileth
  
• The real hippy
  
  

Funniest poster

• Wigan Will
  
• Balki
  
• The Brick (Tommy)
  
• Greasy Slag
  
• BMMF
  
• Platini
  
  

Funniest Thread

• Tarboy's How much is this worth thread
  Inverse Shim thread
  *NJS Pony
  
• Bike-animal lookalike thread
  
• Celebrity look-a-likes
  
• Animal Celebrity look-a-likes
  
• Vittoria Randonneur
  
• Baby Blue Fixie
  
  

Dumbest new member

• Paul-Michel
  
• Cambridgefixie
  
  

Funniest photoshoped photo

The repost mummy with a badge

Funniest non-shopped photo
The repost mummy

Best LFGSS based ride

• The Easter Bunny Ride
  
  
  

Best LFGSS Rides Series

• TNRC
  
• Bridges Ride
  
  

Best Drinks
*Wests!
*SOUTH
Norths
Centrals
Easts
Southwests
GSIAD
Southeasts

Best Hair

• Aroogah
  
• Jaygeeee
  
• Greasy Slag
  
• Big Red
  
• 
  
  

Shortest forumenger

• hoops
  
• sano
  
• damo
  
  

Tallest forumenger

• maxcrowe
  
• flickwg
  
• slamm
  
• Zed
  
  

Oldest forumenger

• Buffalo Bill
  
• Teenslain
  
• cliveo
  
• fiddy
  
• murtle
  
  

Greatest cunt

• dj
  
• object
  
• ool
  
  

most sage advice

• bmmf
  
• cornholio
  
• Oliver
  
  

best dressed

• Jonny
  
• coppiThat (except when he's wearing THAT track suit)
  
  

biggest heart

• Wigan will
  
• jimbilly
  
• Scott not scot
  
  

most ignored - we could run bets on this and have the answer released at the awards ceremony

Most OCD/compulsive tinkerer/component upgrader

• 'hoops
  
• Gizmond
  
• Vinyl Villain
  
  

Most forum rides attended

• Oliver Schick?
  
  

Most awesome femenger
*Tricity (for inspiring and fighting the good fight)
*Claire (For being a bit of an angel)
*Fluff (for being so tough after multiple arm desintigrations)

Most re-posted post
*German Girls Bike Ballet!!!

• Danny Macaskill video - fact
  
• Repost
  
• +1
  
• the squirrel in the wheel image
  
• mummy scream
  
• Performance
  
• Racist
  
• Any of mr Scobles bikes
  Most prolific poster
  *Hippy
  *LdnGrrl/lileth
  
• The real hippy
  
  

Funniest poster

• Wigan Will
  
• Balki
  
• The Brick (Tommy)
  
• Greasy Slag
  
• BMMF
  
• Platini
  
  

Funniest Thread

• Tarboy's How much is this worth thread
  Inverse Shim thread
  *NJS Pony
  
• Bike-animal lookalike thread
  
• Celebrity look-a-likes
  
• Animal Celebrity look-a-likes
  
• Vittoria Randonneur
  
• Baby Blue Fixie
  
  

Dumbest new member

• Paul-Michel
  
• Cambridgefixie
  
  

Funniest photoshoped photo

The repost mummy with a badge

Funniest non-shopped photo
The repost mummy

Best LFGSS based ride

• The Easter Bunny Ride
  
  
  

Best LFGSS Rides Series

• TNRC
  
• Bridges Ride
  
  

Best Drinks
*Wests!
*SOUTH
Norths
Centrals
Easts
Southwests
GSIAD
Southeasts

Best Hair

• Aroogah
  
• Jaygeeee
  
• Greasy Slag
  
• Big Red
  
• 
  
  

Shortest forumenger

• hoops
  
• sano
  
• damo
  
  

Tallest forumenger

• maxcrowe
  
• flickwg
  
• slamm
  
• Zed
  
  

Oldest forumenger

• Buffalo Bill
  
• Teenslain
  
• cliveo
  
• fiddy
  
• murtle
  
  

Greatest cunt

• dj
  
• object
  
• ool
  
  

most sage advice

• bmmf
  
• cornholio
  
• Oliver
  
  

best dressed

• Jonny
  
• coppiThat (except when he's wearing THAT track suit)
  
  

biggest heart

• Wigan will
  
• jimbilly
  
• Scott not scot
  
  

most ignored - we could run bets on this and have the answer released at the awards ceremony

Most OCD/compulsive tinkerer/component upgrader

• 'hoops
  
• Gizmond
  
• Vinyl Villain
  
  

Most forum rides attended

• Oliver Schick?
  
  

Most awesome femenger
*Tricity (for inspiring and fighting the good fight)
*Claire (For being a bit of an angel)
*Fluff (for being so tough after multiple arm desintigrations)
Nhatt; for reasons I posted, oddly, in the I hate thread.
Plurabelle (for lots of reasons)
Emilia (an example to all couriers and a lovely person)

Best female vocalist
*Annie Lennox

No, you're a Eurythmic

Most re-posted post

• German Girls Bike Ballet!!!
  
• Danny MacAskill video - fact
  
• Repost
  
• +1
  
• the squirrel in the wheel image
  
• mummy scream
  
• Performance
  
• Racist
  
• Any of Mr Scoble's bikes
  
  

Most prolific poster
*Hippy
*LdnGrrl/lileth

• The real hippy
  
  

Funniest poster

• Wigan Will
  
• Balki
  
• The Brick (Tommy)
  
• Greasy Slag
  
• BMMF
  
• Platini
  
  

Funniest thread

• Tarboy's How much is this worth thread
  
• Inverse Shim thread
  
• NJS Pony
  
• Bike-animal lookalike thread
  
• Celebrity look-a-likes
  
• Animal Celebrity look-a-likes
  
• Vittoria Randonneur
  
• Baby Blue Fixie
  
  

Dumbest new member

• Paul-Michel
  
• Cambridgefixie
  
  

Funniest photoshopped photo

The repost mummy with a badge

Funniest non-shopped photo

• The repost mummy
  
  

Best LFGSS based ride

• The Easter Bunny Ride
  
  

Best LFGSS rides series

• TNRC
  
• Bridges Ride
  
  

Best drinks

• Wests!
  
• SOUTH
  
• Norths
  
• Centrals
  
• Easts
  
• Southwests
  
• GSIAD
  
• Southeasts
  
  

Best hair

• Aroogah
  
• Jaygeeee
  
• Greasy Slag
  
• Big Red
  
  

Shortest forumenger

• hoops
  
• sano
  
• damo
  
  

Tallest forumenger

• maxcrowe
  
• flickwg
  
• slamm
  
• Zed
  
  

Oldest forumenger

• Buffalo Bill
  
• Teenslain
  
• cliveo
  
• fiddy
  
• murtle
  
  

Greatest cunt

• dj
  
• object
  
• ool
  
  

Mmost sage advice

• bmmf
  
• cornholio
  
• Oliver
  
  

Best dressed

• Jonny
  
• coppiThat (except when he's wearing THAT track suit)
  
  

Biggest heart

• Wigan will
  
• jimbilly
  
• Scott not scot
  
  

most ignored - we could run bets on this and have the answer released at the awards ceremony

Most OCD/compulsive tinkerer/component upgrader

• 'hoops
  
• Gizmond
  
• Vinyl Villain
  
  

Most forum rides attended

• Oliver Schick?
  
  

Most awesome femenger

• Tricity (for inspiring and fighting the good fight)
  
• Claire (For being a bit of an angel)
  
• Fluff (for being so tough after multiple arm desintigrations)
  
• Nhatt; for reasons I posted, oddly, in the I hate thread.
  
• Plurabelle (for lots of reasons)
  
• Emilia (an example to all couriers and a lovely person)
  

...
Best dressed

• Jonny
  *** coppiThat (except when he's wearing THAT track suit)
  **
  Biggest heart
  *...
  
  
  

Pictures or it never happened.

Most re-posted post

• Racist
  
  
  

Most prolific poster
*Hippy
*LdnGrrl/lileth

Funniest poster

• Balki
  
  
  

Funniest thread
*My neck and wrists feel funny

Dumbest new member

• Paul-Michel
  
  
  

Funniest photoshopped photo

Funniest non-shopped photo

• The repost mummy
  
  

Best LFGSS based ride

• Tweed Ride
  
  

Best LFGSS rides series

• Bridges Ride
  
  

Best drinks

• Southeasts
  
  
  

Best hair
*Maxcrowe

Tallest forumenger

• flickwg
  
  
  

Greatest cunt

• dj
  
  
  

Best dressed

• coppiThat (except when he's wearing THAT track suit)
  
  

Biggest heart

• Scott not scot
  
  

most ignored - we could run bets on this and have the answer released at the awards ceremony

Most OCD/compulsive tinkerer/component upgrader

• Gizmond
  
  

Most awesome femenger

• Nhatt
  
• Tash (for having the Miss on the forum)
  
  
  

Most failed builds ;-)
*Kingcutter

on Sunday destroyed a wing mirror after someone drove me into the kerb and then swore at me, only took 2 punches to leave it dangling by the wires

felt shit after doing it

yeah taking 2 punches to do that is piss poor

Most re-posted post

• German Girls Bike Ballet!!!
  
• Danny MacAskill video - fact
  
• Repost
  
• +1
  
• the squirrel in the wheel image
  
• mummy scream
  
• Performance
  
• Racist
  
• Any of Mr Scoble's bikes
  
  

Most prolific poster
*Hippy
*LdnGrrl/lileth

• The real hippy
  
  

Funniest poster

• Wigan Will
  
• Balki
  
• The Brick (Tommy)
  
• Greasy Slag
  
• BMMF
  
• Platini
  
  

Funniest thread

• Tarboy's How much is this worth thread
  
• Inverse Shim thread
  
• NJS Pony
  
• Bike-animal lookalike thread
  
• Celebrity look-a-likes
  
• Animal Celebrity look-a-likes
  
• Vittoria Randonneur
  
• Baby Blue Fixie
  
  

Dumbest new member

• Paul-Michel
  
• Cambridgefixie
  
  

Funniest photoshopped photo

The repost mummy with a badge

Funniest non-shopped photo

• The repost mummy
  
  

Best LFGSS based ride

• The Easter Bunny Ride
  
  

Best LFGSS rides series

• TNRC
  
• Bridges Ride
  
  

Best drinks

• Wests!
  
• SOUTH
  
• Norths
  
• Centrals
  
• Easts
  
• Southwests
  
• GSIAD
  
• Southeasts
  
  

Best hair

• Aroogah
  
• Jaygeeee
  
• Greasy Slag
  
• Big Red
  
  

Shortest forumenger

• hoops
  
• sano
  
• damo
  
  

Tallest forumenger

• maxcrowe
  
• flickwg
  
• slamm
  
• Zed
  
  

Oldest forumenger

• Buffalo Bill
  
• Teenslain
  
• cliveo
  
• fiddy
  
• murtle
  
  

Greatest cunt

• dj
  
  • ool
    
    

Mmost sage advice

• bmmf
  
• cornholio
  
• Oliver
  
  

Best dressed

• Jonny
  
• coppiThat (except when he's wearing THAT track suit)
  
  

Biggest heart

• Wigan will
  
• jimbilly
  
• Scott not scot
  
  

most ignored - we could run bets on this and have the answer released at the awards ceremony

Most OCD/compulsive tinkerer/component upgrader

• 'hoops
  
• Gizmond
  
• Vinyl Villain
  
  

Most forum rides attended

• Oliver Schick?
  
  

Most awesome femenger

• Tricity (for inspiring and fighting the good fight)
  
• Claire (For being a bit of an angel)
  
• Fluff (for being so tough after multiple arm desintigrations)
  
• Nhatt; for reasons I posted, oddly, in the I hate thread.
  
• Plurabelle (for lots of reasons)
  
• Emilia (an example to all couriers and a lovely person)
  

*most annoying to read thread ever

This one

Most apt post, but with failed placement of asterisk
*^That one

*most unfunny cunt

That one^

I have to say the amount of amazing potatochops that have been posted on here is mindblowing, the Joe/brains one up there is good but ... The stratospheric seb seatpost springs to mind. Alice Fisher's article as chopped by Tynan ought to qualify, lots of the arrospok thread, loads and loads of Mattbaddesigner's are brilliant as are millions of others I have forgotten about right now. My only ever chop was 'any memory left here will be removed' and at the time it weren't bad. Often they're all about timing and context.

I pride myself on a good photochop such as this one.

But it is the context that makes it funnier:
http://www.londonfgss.com/thread7834.html