Readers Wives Anti Porn

freewheel with front brake!

This one´s still hot!

If its hot then surely this shouldn't be in here!

On another day someone would put it fw'd as rat porn... or am I missing the point of the thread and do **all **readers wives go here?

My first fixed

Rigi - anti because of the saddle, and that I fucked up installing the Oury's ;)

Anti

My daily ride it it's last winter setup, fortunatly some idiot stole the wheels, so it's going to be less anti this winter... ;)

Alas, no longer in my posession

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Raindeer bike. sweet

My first fixed

Rigi - anti because of the saddle, and that I fucked up installing the Oury's ;)

Anti

My daily ride it it's last winter setup, fortunatly some idiot stole the wheels, so it's going to be less anti this winter... ;)

None of which are utter shite, i might say.. Granted each one of those has smth worth changing/getting rid of, but these are`nt 100% anti

i thought the purpose of this thread was to highlight those terrors that others had started threads under the banner/heading 'hey guys look at my sweet new honey'.

i didnt think it was about errors in your youth.

sorry if i missed something

I'll do it for you then...

Oh hai guys, my first build is ready for da streets. Got the spok yeaaahhhh!!! lol

Anyone got any spokecards going spare?

am absolutely gutted! the fail bike is just like mine.....white bullhorns and identical frame!

I am riding a readers wife!

@ haj, no way the rigi is pretty amazing

here is my readers wives fail bike :-(

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i thought the purpose of this thread was to highlight those terrors that others had started threads under the banner/heading 'hey guys look at my sweet new honey'.

i didnt think it was about errors in your youth.

sorry if i missed something

...you and me both... was really enjoying the original idea of the thread...

... I think the truth is everyone wants to post pics of their bike, bc they're proud, even if there are some flaws. I know I do (I've been secretly wanting to post a pic of my bike from Current Proj all day even tho all thats changed is a back wheel).

I don't think it's nice to dizz' people just because they don't have a clue on how to build a bike thats nice.... :)

This is the bike porn thread right?
cool!
I finished the winter stead and just had to post it. Its uber clean, with a fancy paint job, tasteful bartape, and tight ass clearances dude.

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I wish i lived somewhere that justified a post-apocalyptic winter stealth bike. Needs a spok.
You're a lucky man. Want spiked tyres on the off chance the snows ever return to london.

Going to get some of those black reflective stickers to remove the undesired stealth effect. Although reflective camo is tempting ;)

Do they do tiger stripe?

any bike that is sensibly built for the purpose is good by me, so the smallfurrysnowmobile is really not anti porn at all

i lived in norway as a kid, so it makes perfect sense to me

definitely would not want a fixie skidder bike on those cold and dark days

do they still do the troll snot sweets - a hard candy thing with a salt liquorice flavour - used to love them

Smallfurry bike = beeeeast

Voilá

Yours, for £510
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Raleigh-Team-Panasonic-Bike-track-fixie-fixed-gear_W0QQitemZ270479233973

what are the top of the range parts?

Those FAIL stickers are pretty top draw... Want...

If its hot then surely this shouldn't be in here!

On another day someone would put it fw'd as rat porn... or am I missing the point of the thread and do **all **readers wives go here?

I think that bike is quite nice myself!

Yours, for £510
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Raleigh-Team-Panasonic-Bike-track-fixie-fixed-gear_W0QQitemZ270479233973

You gotta b fucking joking me!!...*** £510!??**** This guy is jokez!*

Those FAIL stickers are pretty top draw... Want...

Yeah thanks! I draw them, I ´ll sell them to you.. they come all over a bike on the bay for 510 squidz!!

wowzers to the power of lolzers

any bike that is sensibly built for the purpose is good by me, so the smallfurrysnowmobile is really not anti porn at all

I agree with the 'built for purpose', but its still pretty pengy. The combination of MTB groupset and cycloX frame, looks seriuously ill concieved. Possibly not anti because it combines cheap parts to build a useful bike. As opposed to the usual combinations of the best money can buy componentry, combined to produce to worst the eye can behold.
OK, so Penge not anti then ;)

do they still do the troll snot sweets - a hard candy thing with a salt liquorice flavour - used to love them

Yes and they ming big time. Along with all salty sweets.