Owning your own home

Nah plenty of gentrifiers drive suvs, and I’m all in for slashing tyres, suvs are for twats.

But also yeah, all the povos buy fancy cars while living at home with their parents.

Oh hai 👋

Don’t worry, you’ve long since had your card stamped.

Apparently noise cameras are a thing
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-trial-to-banish-loud-engines-and-exhausts-on-britains-noisiest-streets

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I thought they already had some around Harrods area

No idea, quite new to the area tbh. Where is it? I might write to local MP to see if she is doing anything to tackle car noise and see what she says

Only uses it for "camping" trips and driving to the continent so its okay apparently

Like a Ford Fiesta then.

https://www.thenationalnews.com/world/uk-news/2022/03/07/supercars-10000-caught-by-central-london-noise-cameras-since-june/

So Harrods Harrods 😅 we already avoid that area like the plague! but that is not going to help with the local idiots 😉

oh yeah. I'm just saying it's not exactly brand new technology or some great innovation by the govt

this so needs to be rolled out across london, theres a fuctard on a motorbike that rides down my road in the morning and everyone is subject to about 5 overrun bangs down the whole street at 6am, it literally is like a bomb going off.

you could team up with neighbours and file several complaints for antisocial behaviour (I am sure someone has their plate number on a ring doorbell)

it’s not that kind of road (houses all down both sides)
can’t bring myself to stand in the street from 5:30am on the off chance of seeing the plate.

Madness. As been reported many times over last couple of days on twitter/papers

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/123498059#/?channel=RES_BUY

Crazy increase in 22 years… surprised is not on the Modern House seeing the architectural trick of rotating the stairs

Not just crazy increase but just WTF £1.3m for a two bed.

WTF £1.3m for a two bed.

In Hackney. Double WTF.

It look like an amazing house but 1.3 is another levels, strongly feel it won’t sell.

'lower ground floor' used to mean a level that was partly but not wholly below ground. A few steps or a half-level. Now it's just estate agent speak for 'basement'.

Also fuck going 3 flights down for the loo in the night if you're a bit tipsy, menstruating, or just feeling a bit old middle-aged.

Also fuck going 3 flights down for the loo in the night if you're a bit tipsy, menstruating, or just feeling a bit old middle-aged.

I see a gap in the market for chi-chi artisanal chamber pots. This time next year Rodney...

With carbon activated filters like Joseph and Joseph’s bins 😂

An 80 sqm double bed.

I actually don’t think that’s too crazy, very well done and great location.
I wouldn’t buy it if I could afford it, but still…