Owning your own home

I'm back from tomorrow. Was doing C2C. Drinks sound good...

Words cannot describe the wow

Awesome!

That looks like a shitty pub corner sofa.

Sorry... Forgot to add [\sarcasm]

That's why BR1 I'd best. Further out and still 1...

Still nicer than my sofa. Which wasn't even that cheap.

Our purchase has been delayed because the seller (who wants a quick sell) fucked off to Mozambique for 2 weeks without fully paying his solicitor meaning they refused to send the contract to our solicitor. Numbnut.

Super jel of that kitchen, I'd have even more room for my other half to randomly distribute both unopened and opened mail of unknown age

Ha.

The new kitchen will be full to bursting of single purpose utensils circa £20 each instead.

Anyone suggest a good source of information for contractors getting a mortgage? Do we have a forum recommended mortgage broker?

@Acliff

Contract Mortgages UK did me good.

2 years this week

Pm me. If u still need.

Previously I'd have recommended CMME (contractor mortgages made easy) but lately they've dicked me around saying there's restrictions on my multiples and 'money laundering' concerns.. (what?!?), and accounts requirements.. fucked them off

However, Andrew Saunders of https://www.freelancerfinancials.uk.com/mortgages-for-contractors/ was a winner, minimal information, got me a great deal and then used mouseprice.com valuation to drive LTV ratio down further, getting an even better deal! Loan agreed within one week - spot on service

Just had an offer accepted. Now what?

P.s Im leaving for holiday tomorrow and don't want to deal with estate agents

get drunk!

Ok

Well actually I'm going to go play football.

How long are you going for?

A week in NY

If it's a week there's no major issue.

Just make sure you've got everything ready for you return.

Cheers boss. Got a friend who's a solicitor onto it whilst we're away.

Needs a a fair bit of work but good size and an area we quite like. Slightly annoying timing mind.

Where is it? Roughly like.

We want to get our forum sleuth skills on the go.