Big Red in hospital

Get better quick big guy, fuck being sick at this time of year.

Cheers dudes. I am feeling loads better. Awaiting results for a load of tests, but they cannot let me out of solitary until they are are in. Something to do with my heart being twice as big as a normal humans. :P.

I appear to have an infection in my lungs, but they are ruling out all other (fucken scary) possibilities.

Thanks for all of the well wishes, and to all that have visited.

Snowy - I did get several weird looks from the cardiologist. I left the black metal magazine open on the burning church picture (randomly) when they came in to assess me. they didn't see the funny side when i told them to save the hair if anything should go wrong, either. weirdos.

Joe - the book is ace. about halfway through.

wayne - cheers for the laptop. was logged in as el guapo, but i couldn't think of any decent prankery.

anyhow peeps - thanks again. i need the cheering up, before i go on a sarah connor rampage.

chop chop greasy, these rockford files won't push themselves back in...

haha, I'll try and swing by over the weekend with more jelly babies. Just eat the heads off the black ones and leave them on the window sill.

Get well soon big man.

Oh man, so [strike]gla[/strike] I mean sorry to hear this. I'll try and drop by this weekend. Get good soon.

L:uv

Festus

Heal up quick big man, hope you are feeling alright

RITCHIE!!!!!!!!!!
It's simple really.
Just take one dose of your own, home-grown, super-strength chilli's and ask the entire hospital to stand well back.
Failing that...
Quality Street. Family bucket and Must Love Dogs DVD.

Fast healin' now ya hear.
Bright Times are just round the corner.

Slummin it in Lewisham! Just down the road from me. Fond memories of A+E there..

Fix up soon fella

And change out of that t-shirt, tramp... Glad you're on the mend... Lori and Erin send kisses... Easy now... ;D

aw, very sorry to hear you've been laid low - that's too bad big fella.

on the bright side, you're perfectly placed to build up a stash of pharmaceutical grade class 'a's :) and probably some pretty good opiates too - just gets better and better eh?

hope you're out soon xx

sleetnain pinched my pills, but i am stockpiling, fear not.

is it wrong to listen to black metal in a hospital? i have painted my face, and locked the door to my room. this could get ugly.

it's the ONLY place to listen to that stuff - where else are you going to get the blood bags to smear over your naked torso?

Heal up you big red beauty..

An ex of mine worked on that Cradle of Fear film that Dani Filth or whatever his name is, was in. Apparently he didn't want them to do any shots where you could see his behind as he thought it was too big. It seems as though it's not only Jesus who is a c*nt.

hope you are better soon matey!

black metal heals, black metal cures....

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

Heal up you big red beauty..

An ex of mine worked on that Cradle of Fear film that Dani Filth or whatever his name is, was in. Apparently he didn't want them to do any shots where you could see his behind as he thought it was too big. It seems as though it's not only Jesus who is a c*nt.

I worked on a Cradle of Filth music video a few years back. That was a very strange day. Dani Filth is about 4ft tall.

get well soon!

DUDE!!!! What the hell have you been doing? Get well soon and keep the metal alive.

Get well soon Rich. Let me know if there's anything I can bring up to you?

Reading your post on lung infection seemed like deja vu. Lung infection isn't all that common I thought (OMG, I almost dropped the "t" there - that boy Scoble has a lot to answer for), but hasn't this happenened to a few forumengers now? I think VB needs to instigate No Tongue Kissing rule here amongst forumengers. So, sorry Rich, we will have to stop. :)

Get Betterer soon.

Dude, first I've heard about this.
Heal fast, my brother in gingerdom.

Sorry to hear Rich, thinking of you in solitary makes me think of Van Haylen, for some reason!

No fucking way I'm coming Ritchie, you can sit there on your own and wank.

Hope your lungs get better soon. I had a Spanish student who always got mixed up and called her lungs her 'plums'.

I'm glad you don't have an infection in your plums.